The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I’ve been saying for months that Trump reminds me of my mother when she first started showing signs of Alzheimers’. The way he holds himself, the way he dresses, the time he walked out of the Oval Office without signing an executive order, that little aphasia incident a couple of days ago–he’s got it and it’s only going to get worse. They won’t be able to handwave it away much longer.

[Donald Trump]:
I…was…working hard/at a reality TV job
Grabbing pussy/but it made me ocher
One day I was/tweeting a lot
And so/I decided to go

To Washington, District of Columbia
Brand-new pals and new career
It happens to be where Kislyak lives
But that’s not why I’m here!

[Backup singers]: He’s the crazy ex-TV host!

[Trump, speaking]: What? No, I’m not.

[Backup singers]: He’s the crazy ex-TV host!

[Trump, speaking]: That’s fake news!

[Backup singers]: He’s the crazy ex-TV host!

[Trump, speaking]: Can you guys just stop making fun of me? No president has ever been treated more unfairly in the history of the world.

[Backup singers]: He’s so broken inside!

[Trump speaking]: The situation’s a lot more bigly that that!

[Backup singers]: See, Are, Aa, Zee, Why

[Trump, speaking]: Spicey, come defend me!

[Backup singers]: Crazy Ex-TV host!

Stranger

That’s awesome! C to the R to the Ay-Zee!

People who claim to believe they are giant legends are generally hiding a terrified child inside… or else they wouldn’t try so hard to prove it over and over. I’m wondering what lengths he will go to in a futile attempt to silence that broken, battered, sniveling toddler inside. One thing is for sure, someone else will pay the price-- probably us.

What has an IQ of 300 and 600 legs?

298 Trump supporters, and a dog.

Good lord is that a smart dog!

These are the people who will never abandon the Trumpster.

Paul Waldman (@paulwaldman1) tweeted at 8:03 AM on Fri, Jun 02, 2017:
“Email of the day, from a Trump supporter who has absolutely no sexual hangups whatsoever, no sir, absolutely not.”

https://t.co/7HzjnEbWJu

Eat shit, turd-for-brains.

I’d like to find his inner child
And kick its little ass
Get over it!

Oh goodness, senile ole Colibri needs to pipe in! Engineering trumps bird counting in average intellect. Just saying.

I like your retort though, potty mouth. It’s full of a vigor and potency that your image betrays.

Now on the subject of a smart dog and Trump voters, what does it say about Mrs. Clinton and her supporters that they got beat by Trump?

According to CNN, perhaps it was Russia using their Romulan technology to cloak Wisconsin that did it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb2MA9s9cvg Maybe that’s it.

[broken record]SHE BEAT HIM BY 3 MILLION VOTES.[/broken record]

It says that they don’t live in the right states.

Which is as relevant as if she beat him in a spelling bee.

Go away you idiot wanker.

It’s relevant because Trump(and his Drooling Millions) thinks he has a majority and a mandate.
He (and his Drooling Millions) needs constant reminding that more people are against him than for him.

EXACTLY! Now you’re getting it! He’s a loser. Hell, my dog could beat him in a spelling bee.

Keep telling yourself that, and maybe, one day, you and your beloved Messiah may, in fact, believe it.

I don’t wank idiots.

And what’s up with your stalker tendencies? They aren’t very becoming.

I can think of one.

Well, that’s great. I’m sure President Trump, which admittedly still feels surreal, cares.

He’s a loser? Perhaps. But he’s the one in the Oval Office while you guys, gals, and undefined are creating 20 pit threads a day in impotent fury.

My Messiah? No.

Do I believe Mrs. Clinton’s popular vote is relevant? Again, no. Since she’s the one in retirement and being clowned on by CNN and Trump is president I think the facts are on my side with regards to the relevancy of the popular vote.