The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Trump’s twitter account is linked to a nonsecured Gmail account. And he uses an unsecured phone to use it.

Mexico cancels meeting.

White House press secretary says border wall will be funded by 20 percent import tax on Mexican goods.

Not only are Strawberries and Tomatoes and Avocados going to get more expensive

Its the price you are going to pay for “Making America Great Again”.

Not to mention that 40% of parts in a typical Mexican product actually originate in the United States.

a 20% tax on Mexican goods is a simple solution by a simple mind to a complex problem and will result in a clusterfuck of lawsuits, regulations and lost jobs. Kiss the economy goodbye for a few years folks. We’re being governed by beliefs, feelings and fucking idiots.

The best part of it is, republican business interests will suffer. They’re going to have to eat their fucking shit sandwich.

Well, that may be the good news. Who do you think Congress is going to listen to: republican business interests, or vague and anonymous MAGA/Build the Wall voters?

In all fairness though I think she would be lousy as an Ambassador, I imagine the Vatican is thinking somewhere along the lines of “been there, done that.” She won’t be first ambassador they have had that viewed the 10 commandments as challenges.

I think they’re currently shitting themselves thinking about which of these constituencies they are going to piss off first.

And limes, which are already bloody expensive.

So much for margaritas. Guess it’s a good time to switch to Russian vodka.

<Mr. Burns> Excellent! (tents fingers) </MB>

Putinka.

Stay thirsty, Comrade.

One after another, each post in this thread reveals something more insane than the previous. Bannon may just be the oozing love child between Dick Cheney, Karl Rove and Satan.

In Spanish, putinka sounds like it might be a pet name for a Russian hooker.

Donald Trump was the fast sperm. Can one imagine how the slower ones would have turned out…? :shudder:

Wait, what does that even mean? There were about 400 people at his CIA speech, and over 70,000 at Super Bowl L. If you count people watching on TV, it’s like 600 people vs a billion, so that’s no help. Is he saying that only 300 people out of the 70,000 cheered Manning? That doesn’t sound right…

Oh, I know. He’s saying that fewer people watched Superbowl L and cheered Manning while sitting in front of the wall of honor at CIA headquarters, than attended his speech. I guess he’s probably right.

What a fucking buffoon. But just like W, he will do stupid things every day, and we will all laugh at him, but while we’re laughing, he will be fucking up the economy, the environment, our foreign relations, our national security, and will probably appoint two or three total disasters to the Supreme Court, ensuring that his horrible influence lasts decades.

The New York Daily News is reporting Trump plans to slash EPA’s budget by $1 billion (out of an $8 billion budget).

(Myron Ebell ran the EPA transition team and now is back at his job at the bat-shit crazy Competititive Enterprise Institute.)

STAY IN YOUR HOME, REMAIN CALM. THE NUMBER ONE ENEMY OF PROGRESS IS QUESTIONS. -Jello Biafra

Actually, that story I posted seems to originate with the Associated Press. A version of it in the Chicago Tribune has some even more alarming comments from Ebell but also this quote:

I guess Reilly might be right…but I think Ebell has worked very hard to make sure he would leave his mark…and having chosen Pruitt to head the EPA is probably about as extreme a pick as he could have hoped for.

Trump’s Still Using His Old Android Phone. That’s Very, Very Risky

So… he’s carrying a device that’s a few years behind the cybersecurity curve which could already be photographing and recording everything in range. :smack: :eek: :eek:

Hey! The Trumpster knows that The Cyber is really important shit. So are computers. And the Interwebs. Whatever those are.