WHAT?? Gerald Ford is dead?? But he was scheduled to come to lunch next week. :eek: Unless you meant Henry Ford.
Hell, we’re only six months into it. [SIX MONTHS? :eek: ] He’s just getting warmed up. When he’s done with it, this will be the biggest, bestest clusterfuck in history. Ultimately, the gold-plated Trump Presidential Museum (no point in calling it a library) will be a monument to the greatest clusterfuck in American history.
Hell no, Trump doesn’t like losers, Trump likes people who don’t die of old age.
Is that how they charge it?
The Swedish navy has bar codes painted on the sides of each ship. When they return to port they Scandinavian.
I’m ashamed of myself for laughing at that.
I was sure that was heading toward an IKEA joke until the end 
Another difference between Donald Trump and Gerry is that Gerald Ford served his country when war came.
It is perhaps telling that Gerald Ford, a generally poorly regarded placeholder of a President, the only person to hold the office without being elected President or VP, was 500 times the man Donald Trump is.
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You deserve a keel-hauling for that one.
Of course he did! Because he’s LARGE AND IN CHARGE!!!
No really, he’s got to be pushing 350 lately.
It has been alluded to and now concluded that Kellyanne Conway is delusional.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 
That would be the Italian fleet warning off the Swedes, “Stand down or IKEA you paintjob!” Or something like that. Some assembly required.
Rep. Steve (I got three “2-S” draft deferments to dodge active duty in Vietnam and I still didn’t graduate from college) King (R-Iowa)wants to build the border wall with funds from Food Stamps and Planned Parenthood.
Here is the jagoff’s official photo in the event you need something to piss on.
I usually go with Dolt 45, myself.
I’ve cycled through a few, but lately I’ve been a fan of President WTF.
How about mythical creatures? “Trumpelthinskin” rolls off the tongue nicely…
Funny, I remember it the same way. Rrump don’t like no digitalz. Too hard. No understand. Mongo only pawn …
I’ll go even further. They’re damn traitors.
Odd for Breitbart to be more factual than the President, but there it is.