The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@Rick_Kitchen

Trump claims the President of Mexico called him to praise him for his border efforts. Mexico says, never happened.
Mexican president denies calling Trump to praise border work - CBS News

Trump says head of boy scouts called him to call his speech the greatest ever. Boys scouts (and whitehouse) says - never happened.

Trump says he spoke to the head of apple, and Tim Cook promised to build 3 plants in USA. But then Trump adds this curious little bit: “You’ll have to call him. I mean, maybe he won’t tell you what he tells me, but I believe he will do that.”

So it’s pretty apparent that Trump never spoke to Cook about this.

It is clear that what Trump is doing is fantasizing about what he thinks SHOULD have happened. The President of Mexico SHOULD have called him with praise. The leader of the Boy Scouts SHOULD have called his speech the greatest ever. Cook SHOULD have promised to build plants in the USA. Trump has completely diverged from reality now, and is living almost entirely in his little ego-driven fantasy world.

[Randolph]

@septimus

The permanent damage being done to America and the world is horrendous.

Sharknado 3 wasn’t that bad.

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@AlsoNamedBort

Rasmussen is also now lower than Obama ever was:
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/trump_administration/prez_track_aug2

And the RCP average of polls now has him at record disapproval and record low approval

56.9% disapproval
38.2% approval

Come on Trumpie! You’ve beaten Obama’s records, and you’re now for Bush’s record, that came near the very end of his 8 year term, after a disaster of a war:

69.8% disapproval
26.0% approval

You can do it! Probably go to war with N. Korea, and end up killing millions.

[Typo_Negative]

@Rick_Kitchen

Trump claims the President of Mexico called him to praise him for his border efforts. Mexico says, never happened.
Mexican president denies calling Trump to praise border work - CBS News

Is it possible that the President is not lying?

I mean, is it possible that he actually believes this? That maybe he actually remembers phone calls that did not happen, had conversations with people who were not actually there?

[Rick_Kitchen]

John McCain’s response to Trump’s statement on signing the Russia sanctions law:

McCain: Trump’s concerns with Russia sanctions bill ‘misplaced’

[ThelmaLou]

@Rick_Kitchen

Even before Trump’s announcement of his campaign for President, the producers of Sharknado 3 approached him to play the role of the President (Ann Coulter is the Vice President). They sent the contracts to Trump’s lawyer, Michael Cohen (who’s now under FBI investigation for his Russia ties), but they never heard back. So they went with their backup plan – Mark Cuban will be playing the President. So Cohen contacted them and said they were going to sue.
How ‘Sharknado’ Casts Its C-Listers and Nearly Landed Trump as President?

Special Doper Commendation from the floor to Rick Kitchen for always bringing us interesting and timely newsy tidbits (even if by the nature of their subject matter they make us gag). Well done! I hope constantly scanning the news for stuff we need to know doesn’t interfere with your job as Safety Inspector at one of our biggest nuclear power plants. Hehe.

[k9bfriender]

@Euphonious_Polemic

And the RCP average of polls now has him at record disapproval and record low approval

56.9% disapproval
38.2% approval

Come on Trumpie! You’ve beaten Obama’s records, and you’re now for Bush’s record, that came near the very end of his 8 year term, after a disaster of a war:

69.8% disapproval
26.0% approval

You can do it! Probably go to war with N. Korea, and end up killing millions.

Keep in mind, Bush’s approval was not that low just because of a few military conflicts, the economy was hitting a bit of a rough patch as well.

[Rick_Kitchen]

@ThelmaLou

Special Doper Commendation from the floor to Rick Kitchen for always bringing us interesting and timely newsy tidbits (even if by the nature of their subject matter they make us gag). Well done! I hope constantly scanning the news for stuff we need to know doesn’t interfere with your job as Safety Inspector at one of our biggest nuclear power plants. Hehe.

It’s a trumpy job, but somebody has to do it.

[SteveG1]

@Rick_Kitchen

The Department of Justice’s Civil Rights Division is (ironically) planning on going after universities and colleges which have affirmative action programs in place to attract more minority applicants. The administration claims this is racial discrimination against white people.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/01/us/politics/trump-affirmative-action-universities.html

Of course. Sessions is pushing the “white people are oppressed” meme. It resonates well among his Klan buddies.

[SteveG1]

@Rick_Kitchen

He signed it, even though he said parts of it are unconstitutional and he won’t enforce them.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/02/world/europe/trump-russia-sanctions.html

Since when does he give a fuck about the Constitution???

[Fiveyearlurker]

@Typo_Negative

Is it possible that the President is not lying?

I mean, is it possible that he actually believes this? That maybe he actually remembers phone calls that did not happen, had conversations with people who were not actually there?

Only if you buy into the “it’s not a lie if you believe it” hypothesis.

[SteveG1]

@Crotalus

He’s got everything else under control.

Handle everything? With those tiny hands, he can’t even handle his own dick.

[Jack_Batty]

@Typo_Negative

Is it possible that the President is not lying?

I mean, is it possible that he actually believes this? That maybe he actually remembers phone calls that did not happen, had conversations with people who were not actually there?

@Fiveyearlurker

Only if you buy into the “it’s not a lie if you believe it” hypothesis.

President Art Vandelay.

[k9bfriender]

@SteveG1

Handle everything? With those tiny hands, he can’t even handle his own dick.

He has bannon for that.

[Airbeck]

@k9bfriender

He has bannon for that.

I thought Bannon was busy working on his own?

[Apollyon]

@Fiveyearlurker

Only if you buy into the “it’s not a lie if you believe it” hypothesis.

We do tend to use different terms in that case though. Rather than saying that Grandpa Abe is *lying * when he reminiscences about dating Marilyn Munroe and preceding Neil Armstrong out the door of the lunar lander, we tend to rather sadly muse that Grandpa Abe is delusional and ask whether he’s missed taking his medications.

[ThelmaLou]

@Apollyon

We do tend to use different terms in that case though. Rather than saying that Grandpa Abe is *lying * when he reminiscences about dating Marilyn Munroe and preceding Neil Armstrong out the door of the lunar lander, we tend to rather sadly muse that Grandpa Abe is delusional and ask whether he’s missed taking his medications.

And then we gently remove his underpants from his head.

[k9bfriender]

@Airbeck

I thought Bannon was busy working on his own?

His hands are free.

[k9bfriender]

@Apollyon

We do tend to use different terms in that case though. Rather than saying that Grandpa Abe is *lying * when he reminiscences about dating Marilyn Munroe and preceding Neil Armstrong out the door of the lunar lander, we tend to rather sadly muse that Grandpa Abe is delusional and ask whether he’s missed taking his medications.

Yeah, but we don’t even let him choose where we go out to eat, much less make him president.

[steatopygia]

@Fiveyearlurker

Only if you buy into the “it’s not a lie if you believe it” hypothesis.

Trump has no relationship with the truth or facts. I think it is time for the press to take the gloves off and just start using the words lie, lying, and liar.