The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I supplied one of my email addresses when filling out one of his polls a while back. This gives me the pleasure of seeing frequent emails from the liar in chief. Here’s the latest. And yes, the whole set of contribution buttons appeared twice.

[QUOTE=Donnie Micropenis]

Trump Pence Make America Great Again

Crotalus,

After 200 days, rarely has any Administration achieved what we have achieved… not even close! Don’t believe the Fake News Suppression Polls!
We’re just over 200 days into President Trump’s first term, and he is DELIVERING on YOUR America First Agenda.

No matter what the Fake News might try and spin, so far we have…

:man::balance_scale: Appointed Conservative Justice Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court
:small_red_triangle_down: Decreased national unemployment rates
:small_red_triangle: Increased job creation, consumer confidence, and average hourly earnings
:hospital: Delivered a win for our veterans by signing the VA Accountability and Whistleblower Protection Act of 2017
:money_with_wings: Eliminated hundreds of regulations that will result in millions of dollars in savings
:us: Taken aggressive and effective actions against ISIS to strengthen national security

And we’re just getting started.

With your support, we’ll continue to fight back against the Left and the Fake News Media to enact our AMERICA FIRST agenda.

To commemorate the first 200 days, please show your support with a contribution of $200, $20, or even just $2 today.

CONTRIBUTE $200

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CONTRIBUTE OTHER AMOUNT

Thank you for your support,

Team TRUMP

P.S - To continue to support President Trump and our AMERICA FIRST agenda, please make a contribution below:

CONTRIBUTE $200

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My god… it reads like a clickbait ad for auto insurance.

Hey what do you expect, it’s Donny Two-Times.

“I inherited a mess, just a mess.”

“I beat China all the time, all the time.”

“The people up there, they can’t get jobs, they can’t get jobs.”

“You’ll do very, very well, very, very well.”

“I gotta go get the papers, get the papers.”

That doesn’t explain the lack of attacks on the first three to leave – Travis Kalanick, Elon Musk, and Bob Iger.

Pssstt! If you stick your hands inside, it’ll make them [del]swell[/del] grow to normal size!

The amazing thing is that even when applying the most convoluted and partisan spin filters money can buy (and I can’t fault any politician for that) – that’s a really thin and unimpressive list. The only legislation he could come up with is the VA Whistleblower Act. I can’t believe he bothers to brag about it.

Those are horcruxes.

And they’ve both already been destroyed.

I have the biggest dick in the world. And anyone that tells you any different is a damn liar!
Huuuuge!

HOLY SHIT! He’s burying himself. He’s continuing saying it’s both sides that caused the violence. He’s supporting the RELee statue!

“Charlottesville is a wonderful place. I own the largest winery in the country and it’s in Charlottesville.”

Always has to plug himself.

Butt plug, right?

He lied again.

The Top 30 U.S. Wine Companies

•E&J Gallo.
•Constellation Brands.
•The Wine Group.
•Bronco Wine Company.
•Foster’s Wine Estates.
•Trinchero Family Estates.
•Brown-Forman Wines.
•Diageo Chateau & Estate Wines. Ray Chadwick.

Just an aside, there are some weird phrasings in the article.

Trump explains that it took him two days to condemn white supremacy because he wanted to know the facts first.

It did seem a little strange/hard to read. I thought maybe it was just me?

You mean he needed time to make up some “facts” dontcha? He never let reality get in the way before :smiley:

Virginia wine is a thing? Who knew?

Or did he just brag about owning the largest swill factory in the world?

(I am a Californian, but not a wine snob, honestly.)

I’m sorry, but a group of people come to march, wearing Hitler tees, chanting “Jew don’t replace us!”, carrying homemade and store bought shields, and both sides are to blame?

You know why he can’t admit it? The guys who weren’t wearing Hitler tees were wearing Make America Great Again tees.

Any other president would’ve said, “Those of you who are wearing my campaign shirts and threatening equal rights are not part of making America great again.”

Maybe its because the bottles look so big when he holds them?