The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Depends on where she steps.

At least the back part of her feet are above the flood waters.

You really can’t track all the stupid that floats around this administration. If you did you’d need something like NASA’s system for tracking orbital debris. But yeah, all the women around 45 wear heels like that because it’s required. #DressLikeAWoman
The British presshad a bit of fun with it, but there’s been so many more important scandals, shoegate fell out of memory pretty quickly.

Gauruntee he’ll manage to ay that he’ll handle it better than any of the former administrations.

Who’s the new Brownie? Has he even appointed one?

Brock Long.

Looks like Trump screwed up bigly and appointed a competent person.

The guy still has to make sure he doesn’t take too much media attention from a boss who cares about nothing else.

  1. on everything you buy on Ivanka’s etsy page, the proceeds [del]might[/del] “will” go to flood relief

I expect after the president surprisingly acts all presidential in Texas, you’ll be hearing this a lot from news outlets. “This is a new Donald Trump, America.” :rolleyes:

Must credit Melania for her approximation of the Joe Biden Look. Also, SHOOOOOZ!!!

I assume that the media will put the spotlight on him, and then trump will fire him for stealing the spotlight.

Called it! Brock’s job is now in jeopardy:

" Trump thanking FEMA dir William Brock Long: “A man who really has become very famous on television in the last couple of days.” "

Oh, good Christ. He is gonna get fired for being too “newsy” and stealing Chump’s thunder.

Maybe not. His tweet during the hurricane called it “precedented”.

  1. He’ll mention how he carried CC in the election
  2. Everybody’s intelligence
  3. Very first sentence
  4. The amount of water here is still less than Hillary’s missing emails

Will mention God, the Bible, Noah, God, and something about a flood. This is for the Christians.

Chump at the flood: “What a crowd, what a turnout!”

:smack: This is beyond fucking embarrassing for us. Their homes washed away, orange moron.

Frankly I’m surprised he didn’t mention he’ll be taking advantage of the new cheap real estate he’ll be buying in the Texas area.

One of the alleged undercover White House rogue accounts is claiming that staff is being ordered to make sure that Trump stay dry during his stay. Of course, none of those rogue accounts can be verified.

I had to check, thinking this couldn’t be true. Of course, it is.

Maybe his hair is a gremlin, I’d certainly hate to think more of them would start spawning.