The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Either the gloves are off, or, this is simply more posturing and aggressive rhetoric by the Turnip administration.

I simply can’t tell anymore.

What makes you think he will have a successor?

Trump threatens to stop all trade with countries doing business with North Korea. What does he think stopping trade with China would do to the US economy?

Well…when Rex Tillerson quits…

He doesn’t think. He just says any damned fool thing that pops into his Turnip brain.

Not a problem.

Loser Donnie will just threaten to cut off all trading with China (“It’s pronounced ‘Jina’”)
Threats and bluster will solve the problem! That’s pretty much Loser Donnie’s go-to strategy for business (actually the only strategy, together with “don’t pay your bills”)

This is why Loser Donnie’s recent threats to stop renegotiating NAFTA have been greeted with yawns or silence from Canada and Mexico. Loser Donnie’s bullshit bluffs are obvious and laughable.

It’ll make all those jobs and factories come back?

That is fucking hilarious. He employs at the highest level of government a Snapchat journalist.

Yes, but they’re really long words.

The previous human cannonball was really one of kind, though. I’m afraid we’'ll never find another man of his caliber.

And there were no pictures in it at all.

You should be shot for that.:wink:

If you mean the people who keep threatening rebellion and civil war…
Let them. And then arrest them and charge them with every damn thing imaginable … incitement, rebellion, sedition, treason, etc etc etc.

But THIS time they don’t get a statue in the park, they don’t get a “reconstruction”, they get a life long prison sentence with no hope of bail/early release/parole/ anything. They get to die in prison. Hopefully with hard labor at Leavenworth.

But I am betting they don’t have the guts to actually DO it. They are most likely a bunch of “the crying Nazi” types.

Surely he was loaded when he wrote it.

He was also really shy. It took a solid kick in the butt to get him to come out of his shell.

I think just fired would be sufficient.

Wait until Jeffery Foghorn Sessions catches wind of your plan- you are advocating treating them harsher than actual drug user convicts!

Speaking of getting someone to come out of his shell (thanks for that segue)… Mitch “Turtle” McConnell has been rather silent these days. Where is he? Plotting and scheming? Rest cure? Having a chin installed?

I had an idea for an episode of CSI. Someone is killed at a circus convention when a human cannonball lands on him, and the CSI team has to run ballistics tests to find out which cannon he was fired from.