So did they line up or gather in a circle?
I bet not a single one will get the courtesy reach-around.
Can it really be considered a “standing O” when a president walks into a room and people follow protocol by standing, and then also clap? I mean, if that’s the case then every member of Congress gives every president a standing O every January.
They actually stood up and applauded the President? Oh, wow! he must be the most popular President ever!!
/sarcasm
Most real business executives know that most of the adulation they get from regular workers is ass-kissing. Turmp thinks they genuinely love him.
It’s like he’s that weird guy that won’t shut up because he thinks the people who nervously smile and nod are actually interested in his stories and opinions.
Someone should tell Trump that Obama never climbed onto the resolute desk in the oval office and dropped a huge steaming turd there. And as a bonus, when Trump does drop that deuce, it will really piss off the Liberals and especially that lying media. He should probably film it.

Someone should tell Trump that Obama never climbed onto the resolute desk in the oval office and dropped a huge steaming turd there. And as a bonus, when Trump does drop that deuce, it will really piss off the Liberals and especially that lying media. He should probably film it.
He’d probably hire Russian prostitutes to do it.
He’d probably hire Russian prostitutes to do it.
I was about to say, “And not pay them.”, but then I realized that russian prostitutes are probably the only contractors that he has always paid in full and on time.
Hey, ya orange nincompoop, you’ve been in office for nine months. Why the fuck are you still holding victory rallys?
Silly boy…this isn’t celebrating his 2016 Victory; it’s planning for 2020. It’s never too early, right? And today’s event isn’t a rally, it’s a “reception”, closed to the press. Meaning: he’s selling out to the highest bidder.

Hey, ya orange nincompoop, you’ve been in office for nine months. Why the fuck are you still holding victory rallys?
I saw on the local news this morning that the price per seat had jumped from $2k to $100K.
A fool and his money are soon parted.

A fool and his money are soon parted.
And a jerk and his money are soon Rob Wilco!
Can’t resist. (Actually, I do Resist – every single day!!)
Trump Signs New Travel Ban Preventing Republican Senators from Fleeing - Borowitz

Go ahead Trump. Start attacking Myeshia Johnson.
I can only say this. I was really nice to her. I respect her, I respect her family, I certainly respect La David—who, by the way, I called La David right from the beginning, they put a chart in front, La David, it says La David Johnson. So I called right from the beginning, there’s no hesitation, one of the great memories of all time, no hesitation.
Replies the scorpion, “It’s my nature…”
So… was it a chart, or was it one of the greatest memories of all time?
I got a five dollar bill in my hand that sez Napoleon Bonaparte had a better memory than Trump!

Yes. One of the biggest drawbacks of Trumpism is that some Americans will be deceived into thinking that Republioturds who’ve opposed the Orange Sociopath have somehow demonstrated actual humanity.
It’s important that the American public realize that all these [del]cocks[/del] cooks are helping to serve up the same shit-filled omelette.
What’s the likelihood that they’re taking turns “decrying” his America-hating shitfuckery in small batches, so they can still ensure a tie-breakable 50-50 outcome when voting time rolls around?

A journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step.

Someone should tell Trump that Obama never climbed onto the resolute desk in the oval office and dropped a huge steaming turd there. And as a bonus, when Trump does drop that deuce, it will really piss off the Liberals and especially that lying media. He should probably film it.
He’d probably hire Russian prostitutes to do it.

I was about to say, “And not pay them.”, but then I realized that russian prostitutes are probably the only contractors that he has always paid in full and on time.
Heh. It’s adorable that you think that HE, rather than Putin, would be picking up the tab…