The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

This thread’s fucked. Sorry I fucked it up.

Wow, with all the controversy that rule has caused since it was implemented, I’m kinda surprised that there are some people who still don’t know about it.

Naw, I think he probably has more in common with one of these things.

Fuck laws against euthanasia, fuck off and die if you want to fuck off and die.

Wait, does that mean if Donald Trump Hisself joins this message board, we can’t tell him to go fuck himself anymore?

I’m waiting for the day when someone in Trump’s administration wises up and buys ad time and ad space on MSNBC and the Washington Post, since they both have official policies requiring their reporters not to criticize their advertisers.

It doesn’t matter what they sell; bring back Trump Steaks for all it matters, and just list them as out of stock all the time. And pay the outlets ten times the going rate for the ads.

Sad!

Is Lindsay Lohan auditioning for one of those open positions at the State Department?

She would add some style and class to the Administration.

Nah, he would be insta-banned as a troll.

This recent publication

is stamped at the bottom of the page with the seals of USDA, Commerce, DoD, Energy, HHS, Interior, State, DoT, EPA, NASA, NSF, Smithsonian and USAID. The report is required by law to be released at regular intervals.

Embarrassing. Got to get some proper shills and pliables into that group post haste.

Has anyone seen a response from Trump about this? Is it ‘Fake News’? Or maybe someone told him the best thing to do would be ignore it.

There was something,
*… The White House on Friday sought to downplay the significance of the study and its findings.

“The climate has changed and is always changing. As the Climate Science Special Report states, the magnitude of future climate change depends significantly on ‘remaining uncertainty in the sensitivity of Earth’s climate to [greenhouse gas] emissions,'” White House spokesman Raj Shah said in a statement. “In the United States, energy related carbon dioxide emissions have been declining, are expected to remain flat through 2040, and will also continue to decline as a share of world emissions.”

Shah added that the Trump administration “supports rigorous scientific analysis and debate.” …*

Somehow, that last line looks hilarious to me.

We CANNOT have the US declining in this important number! SAD! #MORECOAL4EVERY1

Dutifully presenting Asia with the stereotypical image of the ugly amerian, President Plop implicitly acknowledged his disappointment that Mr. Abe did not shoot down missiles that North Korea recently fired over Japan. “He will shoot them out of the sky when he completes the purchase of lots of additional military equipment from the United States,” (the Shitgibbon) said, standing alongside Mr. Abe at the Akasaka Palace in Tokyo. “The prime minister of Japan is going to be purchasing massive amounts of military equipment, as he should.”

Donald Trump, representing the United States before the world at a state dinner: “[a]fter I had won, everybody was calling me from all over the world. I never knew we had so many countries.”

This 7-minute Bill Maher monologue sums up the Trumpistration eloquently.

Ok so he really is just trolling everyone, right? There no way that sounded good in his head, right?

Right?

I try never to make the mistake of believing Trump actually thinks before he opens his mouth. It escalates mild headache into searing migraine.

So we are going to sell massive amounts of military equipment to Japan. Is this setting them up to engage North Korea? Then they can take all the blame when things go horribly wrong?