The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Well, nepotism is alive and well with the orange fecal matter running the show.

Next, I just saw Trump’s speech where he practically gave President Xi a blow job. The orange crap congratulated China for what orangey considers damaging the American economy.

WTF?

This is kind of off-topic, but it doesn’t really rate a thread of its own…

Last night I did a google search for “Chauncey Gardener”[sic], the character played by Peter Sellers in Being There. The search results main image was of The Donald, which I thought was pretty hilarious.

He just says what he thinks the person he’s talking to wants to hear so that person thinks highly of him. Don’t look for any sort of factual or ideological consistency in Trump’s words, they’re garbage.

In a new interview with GQ Magazine, Sean Spicer says, about his actions on Election Night, “A group of us gathered on the fifth floor of Trump Tower in what could be described as basically an oversized utility room.” At the time, Spicer was a paid employee of the Republican National Committee. It was illegal for a paid employee of the Party to be in that room because of a Consent Decree between the Republican Party and the federal government involving previous Republican involvement in attempts to suppress black votes. There were, literally, signs leading to the room saying that Party employees were not allowed to be there. But Spicey went there anyway.

His Spicey Sense failed him that night.

…because that’s what works on him.

Trump judge nominee, 36, who has never tried a case, wins approval of Senate panel

Gorammit, this should piss everyone off. I get that you want to nominate people who support your views. And I get that the Senate would want to approve someone that supported their views on this or that. But are you telling me that they could not find one lawyer *who actually tried a case *who could fit that bill???

Make sure he has a sane clerk and that might mitigate the damage he can do.

So, an actual so-called judge?

Judge’s hire their own clerks. We’re doomed.

Well, he probably doesn’t even know that. Let’s get someone in there quick before he looks it up.

I’m completely unqualified for tons of open government positions; how to I apply to get on this gravy train?

Dead Label - Throne Of Bones

Good Christ what awful music. I curse the inventor of the double bass drum. And can someone get that singer a lozenge ferchrissakes.

Got a diploma from Trump University?

If so, too bad. Trump don’t hire losers or suckers.

Warning. The “gravy” is made from hagfish slime and food coloring.

They must have collected and distilled the sludgy runoff of the aftemath of a dozen Burning Man festivals and combined it with the dreams of an emotionally overcharged 16 year old boy who was dreaming of the Paris catacombs to create that video. The mind shudders.

Hey classy move throwing $10 million into “improv[ing] teen pregnancy prevention and sexual risk avoidance programs.” like it’s some make-up move (or something) for those unbridled scumfucks cutting $200 million in teen pregnancy prevention programs a couple months ago.

yeah right admit it, you love you some John Longstreth

Looks like I was right.

First they cancelled the “formal” meeting. It’s tough to hide with people watching.

Then they banned the American press.

This has to be a story…

Well, they can’t very well debrief Trump in public, can they? And besides, I’m sure he has a lot more intel to turn in to his handlers that would be embarrassing if the public saw it.