Mooch is shopping for a publisher for a memoir of his era in the Whitehouse. Back in August, he said,
Could I write a book? I could possibly write a book. It will be an uplifting book. It will be a positive book that helps people. It’s not going to be a tell-all tale or something like that.
How to Improve Your Life with Vulgarity!
And front-stabbing!
How to Lose a Job in 10 Days!
Trump to allow imports of African elephant trophies
Mother. Fucker. :mad:
Because, how else will we be sure he is a Republican?
Is this something the Republican base has been demanding? I don’t see how this helps the unemployed autoworker.
She is a Republican Trophy Wife. The contract stipulates that she act as a semen depository whenever the Ugly Money Guy snaps his fingers. If she’s lucky, he doesn’t demand the lingerie and high heels every time.
All the poor Republicans are merely temporarily embarrassed millionaire elephant hunters.
“…Ma, I’ll be there. Everywhere they dine on whooping crane livers while sipping 1926 Chateau Effete Rothschild, I’ll be there, wherever baby harp seals are clubbed to make their pampered tampons, I’ll be there, Ma…”
Yes, but they called the one dollar bills “plebeian money”.
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Upon viewing the sheet of one dollar bills, the Secretary of the Treasury’s wife remarked, “Adorbs!”
On him or her?
I was gonna say the same thing. Someone doesn’t remember or wasn’t around for Iran-Contra!
It was an Obama regulation. That’s all that matters to Loser Donald.
Aren’t Eric & Don Jr. Big game hunters?
Yep. He can finally bring his trophy home!
It’s probably something Orange Chimp’s African trophy hunting sons lobbied for.
How big a book could that possibly be? Just a little pamphlet? He was only there for 35 minutes!
(Uh… Help me out here. This is a take-off on Grape-Nuts of Wrath, right?)
Eeurgh.
Why couldn’t their last name have been Macomber?