The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

The Post is a shit rag, but I gotta concede that some of their covers are hilarious.

“I’m with the Perv” could be Trump talking OR Moore talking, amirite?

This surely calls for a parody of the “I’m With Her” logo (blue block letters with red arrow). “I’m With Perv” t-shirts could be photo-shopped onto pics of both Donald and Roy.

Not that that would accomplish anything. But their mutual support for sexual perversity should be acknowledged!

The NY Post IS a shit rag, so I’m curious why they’re taking this tack. I would have expected “Our Great Prez Stands Firmly by Slandered Alabama Martyr.”

Let’s not forget the original Trump/Pence logo.

Goddamit, I had just about succeeded, fucker.

Yeah, I’d forgotten that, too.

At least with the coming end of the open Internet (aka the end of Net Neutrality), porn such as that won’t be corrupting our virtue any longer!

I guess my mind isn’t dirty enough.

Just for you, the animated version. NSFRBW

Trump’s deputy communications director told the press pool that said she expected a ‘low-key day’ in Mar a Lago this morning. The Press Office then reported, ten minutes later, ‘While the White House communications staff expects the press pool to have a “low-key day”, the president will NOT have a low-key day and has a full schedule of meetings and phone calls.’

An hour later, he was off playing golf

Almost, but not quite, as hilarious as the NY Daily News covers.

Looks more like a machine than humping.

so, the WH lied about the schedule? ah, must be a day that ends in Y

Probably pretty accurate.

How did I never notice their logo was “TP?”

It’s hard to imagine a more fitting abbreviation for our current executive branch.

Not really. TP is used for the clean-up. We’re still in the “taking a dump” phase.

Keeping my fingers crossed for a John Boehner / Roy Moore ticket.

BM 2020

The Fake Tan/Real Brown ticket.

Aren’t we in the “swimming in nightsoil” phase?

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