You know, like he watches on the movies. Like Wonder Woman.
Apparently the F-35 is the plane flown by Wonder Woman.
ETA: ninja’d!
Captain Kirk: “Okay, everyone! Remember where we parked!”
In Golden Gate Park. Just find your way back there after visiting nuclear wessel.
No, Trump just accidentally threw his towel over the cockpit. Since the plane couldn’t see him, he couldn’t see it.
(Any inferred comparison between His Orangeness and the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall is purely coinci … oh, who am I trying to kid?)
The F-35, the Flying Money Pit! The Trump University of Armament!
Is there a thread to speculate on Time’s Person of the Year 2017 ?
Nominations should include
Kim Jong-Un - showed he wasn’t the most childish leader with nukes
Robert Mueller — America’s great hope
Jared Kushner - reinvented government, solved the opioid epidemic, worked on criminal justice reform, operated a shadow Dept of State, and found Middle East peace solution
Others? John McCain? Roy Moore?
How about that guy that went to the newsstand and actually bought a copy of Time?
I’m sure he wanted to, but thought he’d look smart pretending that he already knew.
You’d think it would make a dent. You would be wrong.
If Trump says the plane is invisible, then,
The.
Plane.
Is.
Invisible.
That’s it. As one recent Trumpster said in an interview, he would believe Trump before he would believe Jesus.
The power of self-delusion is very, very strong.
There’s Time’s cover: Brain-Disorder of the Year.
This particular brain disorder gave the US ‘President Trump,’ and placed the entire globe in peril. Surely it deserves widespread acknowledgement.
Trump is golfing with Tiger Woods today. Press pool is not allowed on the golf course, but members are posting pics.
Betcha Trump beats Tiger! Even though Tiger is a GOOD n…, he’s still not allowed to beat Trump. Nobody beats the Trump.
Whoo-hoo!
Trump sez he passed on being on the cover of Time.
Guess he figured he could just as easily make his own cover and have it pass for the real thing.
The story’s developed from being strange and embarrassing, to outright bizarre.
So did Trump dream the phone call? Misunderstand a wrong number? Just make it up? Get pranked by Don Jr?
Given the Psychology of Trumps, initially made it up, almost immediately came to believe it.
He gets people talking about him, makes it look like he was the real Person of the Year regardless of who gets picked, and gets to boast about how modest he is. It’s the perfect Trump trifecta.
I generally assume that whenever Loser Donald says he “got a call” from someone that he was just yelling into a handset that isn’t plugged in while the voice in his head responds “Yes, Mr. Trump, you are very smart and rich and your hands are very big and manly”.
Maybe Time talked to John, his imaginary publicist.