The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Hell, that’s why the 3/5 clause EXISTS! The slave states wanted to have their slaves counted for purposes of apportionment, and the free states compromised by having them count as 3/5 for that purpose. The 3/5 clause was PUT IN the Constitution by the anti-slavery contingent so that the eventual Confederate states couldn’t pad their Congressional delegations.

And it was replaced with a 0/5 clause that applied to any non-felon citizens who were disenfranchised. Unfortunately, it was never enforced, which meant that during the whole of Jim Crow, many states were severely over-represented. (Someone did sue to have Virginia’s representation docked, but the court ruled that it was a political question.)

“For Trump, a Year of Reinventing the Presidency”

And the beat goes on.

In his recent crazy ass interview in the Times, Trump has this quote:
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“I can only tell you that there is absolutely no collusion. Everybody knows it. And you know who knows it better than anybody? The Democrats. They walk around blinking at each other.”*

Can anyone parse what the hell that means? Particularly the last sentence.

Trump is a fucking imbicile.

Yeah, but usually I can at least parse what the intent of the sentence was. What the hell does “blinking” have to do with anything at all? I have to imagine that he intended some meaning with that sentence.

I think he was trying to say: “Look at me, I’m a fucking imbicile.”
:smiley:

Excessive blinking is supposed to be a “tell” that someone is lying. I doubt Trump knows something like that. He probably thinks the Dems are using Morse code.
Or those are actually gills and they’re out of breath.

I think it’s pretty obvious: every single Democrat is in this conspiracy to smear trump’s reputation with these made up claims of collusion. And every time one sees another, they grin, WINK and if no outsiders are watching, they do their secret handshake and say " No collusion, but delusion and illusion. Hail Hillary."

Maybe the orange buffoon meant to say “winking”?

Who the fuck knows anymore… I’m just waiting for the callous bastard to finally stroke out and live the rest of his life in muted misery.

Yeah, I guess “winking” makes slightly more sense. I guess. That takes it from entirely nonsensical to mostly nonsensical and yet adds a layer of nuttiness to the whole thing.

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. [blink]
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Maybe he thinks we’re the adult version of those human/fish hybrid babies that Alex Jones was practically in tears about.

Maybe he does know it and so makes a conscious effort not to blink. He does think the Dems are a bunch of liars. Hell, he thinks everyone besides himself is.

yep - doesn’t matter if he meant winking or blinking or UFOs are in charge, all imbecilic

Maybe he sees them blinking because they don’t want to look at him and blink to look like they’re not really avoiding him.

It also makes the world look like a strobe effect.

they are totally putting cannabis on his Doritos :stuck_out_tongue:

Dear Democrats -

Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink.

Good luck.

Obama: One America
Edwards: Two Americas
Eliane Elias: Three Americas
Anarchists: Zero Americas