He knows exactly what he had for breakfast this morning. Two Egg McMuffins, two Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles, and a large chocolate shake. Christie doesn’t fetch it anymore though, due to Trump’s fear of poisoning.
This is probably pure fantasy, but if not: you heard it hear first. Trump’s upcoming physical will give him the graceful exit he yearns for. No matter what it finds, he’ll announce that “health issues” (something noble and non-embarrassing, like heart failure) prevent him from performing his duties and sadly he must step aside.
I’ve wondered about that, too, mainly because I was extremely surprised when it was announced that he’d have a normal physical exam, just like normal Presidents do. The examiner will, they say, be the same White House physician who’s been the official P. to the President since 2013, Ronny Jackson (a Navy Rear Admiral–no proctology jokes, please).*
Before that I figured he’d either have no exams, or go to that odd NYC doctor, who would duly tell him he was the Healthiest President in History (as before).
So for DT to subject himself to an actual exam by an actually-competent doctor…that must mean that he wants an out. Why else would he agree to such a thing, given the likelihood of discovery of major problems?
No, he’s a navel doctor. A real specialist.
Does the physical include a test for dementia?
How many things could be wrong with Trump’s belly button?
Just some examples.
Well, yeah. Perhaps we will find out if he is truly as orange as he appears to be.
“The Fake News got a goofy Obama doc to claim I had health “problems”. My health is even stronger than my historic victory! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
I’ve been assuming that Trump will blow off the exam, but you might be onto something, here.
My fantasy is that the big meeting this weekend at Camp David is to strategize the best way for him to step down.
Well, it *is *being touted as a strategy session for the 2018 midterms. I have to think this sort of thing has to come up, at least in casual conversations at the mess hall or by the tetherball court.
I’ll believe it when it happens. I expect thump to keep ignoring the issue until it goes away and/or is supplanted by some newer, bigger distraction. That’s the way he non-handles everything. He might start WWIII just to avoid the physical.
They’re figuring out how to get rid of Sessions.
Let me hear it again
OK: “So, Bobo sinks one as big as my thumb; then he covers the top, takes a few breaths, puts his thumb on the carburetor, starts pulling hard, lets go and slams the whole thing. He couldn’t walk for like 20 minutes.”
Perfect. We should get a recorder and do a take.
Lends a whole new meaning to “I don’t recall”, doesn’t it?
More evidence that many of them think it’s a *good *thing to get the libtards, the RINO’s, and the Deep State angry. It only shows how wonderful a job their guy is doing.
More crucially, does it have one for a brain slug? Body snatcher? Parasitic twin? [etc.]
This would be historic and unprecedented— Trump admitting to having any sort of defect, that is, versus being the only man on earth capable of doing the job better than anyone’s ever seen, just wait and see.
More likely: the tests will show his health and intelligence to be so outstanding that doctors are baffled, so he’ll generously allow teams of the best scientists to study him in hopes of unlocking the secrets of his genetic superiority, which will lead to cures for all diseases… fill in the rest. This will necessarily take up much of his time, so he’s agreed to allow Mike Pence to serve as temporary interim president— but rest assured that they will still consult with him and seek his advice on all issues, so essentially he’ll still be in charge of running the country, and of course will continue to boast about every positive development, while blaming every failure on others.
Since the Trumpniks (like their Fuhrer) don’t read, they probably think the book is flattering, you know a “firey” President who is “furious” in support of the causes they love.
You are so right. This is a [del]man[/del] <sorry, can’t find the right word> who has NEVER apologized. He said one time that if he had ever been wrong he would have apologized, but he has never. Been wrong. Just think about that for a minute. The delusional arrogance. Never. Been. Wrong.
Nah, he cannot admit to any defect of any kind.
The silver bullet is going to have to be hubris.
I know everyone here knows what hubris is. I’m posting the wikipedia definition because I wanted to see specific aspects of it. WHOA! That’s our boy! Emphasis added.
Okay, let’s everyone get working on the plot of the Greek tragedy that will surely play out (please God, before WWIII).