A direct Twitter quote from Cadet Bone Spurs himself:
*If the Dow ever falls more than 1000 “points” in a Single Day the sitting president should be “loaded” into a very big cannon and Shot into the sun at TREMENDOUS SPEED! No excuses!
12:27 AM - 25 Feb 2015*
Get that big cannon ready.
And point it at the ground.
A period take on Nixon.
Every country that trusted a “savior” ended up with a tyrant.
Ivan the Terrible was supposed to fix everything too.
No! Wait! Point it at one of the wall-section prototypes instead. Might as well get some use out of them.
That was a joke tweet but very well done. 
John Kelly says immigrants who didn’t file for DACA were too lazy.
Um, I can think of an exception to that.
Very well done, but also obviously a joke to anyone with half a brain.:smack:
Unless they’d seen his definition of treason. A typical hyperbolic Obama-bashing has more credibility than anything he’s said since the beginning of his campaign.
Looks like our dictator wannabe is going to get to scratch his parade envy
I expect everybody except the current CIC that is.
Actually, that was debunked. He didn’t say that, but it sure went viral.
Can we get Trump a uniform? I’m thinking something tan, with epaulets. And aviator shades. That’d be a good look on him.
Like Kane and his sled Rosebud, President Very Stable Genius can never forget the yuge set of army men he had when he was nine.
And how much fun he had watching his personal assistant play with them.
Well they sure sunk the hook and reeled me in
An orange jump suit, or something with stripes that goes well with leg weights and chains would look better.
Mirrored shades, like his BFF Vlad.
And a hat. A ridiculous hat, a hat so stupid you know that the guy wearing it can have you shot for laughing at it. So you don’t.
