Any link that goes to a birthday party for a dog is by definition a good link.
And then there’s the clusterfuck on Donald’s head. I mean, I knew his hair was a precision piece of work meant to conceal something underneath, but after seeing this video, I can’t even wrap my head around what’s going on with it all. It’s like he’s bald in the usual horseshoe pattern around the base of his head, with ridiculously long shoots of hair only growing in random places on his skull, all winding and wrapped around to give him the appearance of a full head of hair.
I think I now know why he doesn’t emerge from the private residence until 10am. He’s doing his hair.
For those who missed it. Note that each dog has a Mickey D burger all his own. 
Imagine being Melania with 293 pounds of grunting, sweating Cheeto on top of you and that hair thing flopping in your face.
AAAAHHHH! Please don’t ever use the words “that [del]hair[/del] thing flopping in your face” again!
<Runs screaming for the eye bleach>
<runs screaming with ThelmaLou>
He is a marvel - simultaneously too tall for his hair and too short for his weight
Believe it or not, Trump’s ridiculous comb-over isn’t the worst I know of. I work with a guy who literally has a wrap-around. The thing looks like a turban. Nobody is dumb enough to take him aside and gently tell him it’s not working.
Anonymous email could be your friend here. And his. too.
I really, really hate to speak on Trump’s behalf, but that clip looks like an edit job to me.
I was wondering. That didn’t look like a normal balding pattern.
You sir are a monster and should be deeply ashamed of yourself for inflicting that image upon us.
Rumor is he had some kind of scalp reduction surgery in the 80s to help with his baldness. Back then I guess they didn’t have as many baldness treatments.
I thought maybe it rubbed off because that’s where Vlad holds his head.
Bob, you should be perma-banned for putting that imagery in our heads.
Are you implying it’s not entirely voluntary?
You are a bad, bad boy! <Pats sofa> Come over here and sit down next to me. <Offers a piece of cashew fudge>
Trump aide Marc Short is claiming that the media doesn’t support the military because of their questioning of the cost of Il Trumpo’s Glorious Military Parade.
Trump aide Rob Porter resigns after allegations of beating his ex wives.
Apparently the stock market is unpatriotic and treasonous, since it’s apparently too stupid to keep going up when his economy is so good.