The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[digs]

@kaylasdad99

What you describe actually sounds more like a Non-Compete Agreement. No idea if that has any bearing on what your lawyer friend told you.

P.S. Although, even if you had signed your real name, the fact that you signed it in Comic Sans probably rendered it unenforceable anyway…

Ha! Since I was an Art Director, that could have been grounds for immediate termination as well.

(If I’d used Papyrus, there’d be rabid testicle-biting marmots involved)

[JKellyMap]

@eschereal

I think you have spotted the mechanism here. The Shitgibbon is a singularity of stupid. Surrounding whatever milieu he occupies is an intellect horizon, across which thoughts are stretched out and crushed into infinitesimal tendrils of meaninglessness that disappear into the singularity never to be seen again. Around the horizon circulates a constant disc of idiots, each one being drained of mental capacity (slowly or quickly) until they become a wasted hulk of empty humanoidy that vanishes into ignominy.

Now, if we could only contain this astronomical moronery in just that one spot, rather than allowing it to draw out the stupid from across the country, average Americans might be spared from excessive exposure to this dangerous flux. This is a difficult effort though, and those of us who are trying do not seem to be having much success.

Deleuze and Guttari couldn’t have said it better.

[ThelmaLou]

@eschereal

… rather than allowing it to draw out the stupid from across the country …

Riddle me this: does this process diminish a finite supply of stupid? Because it seems to me that the supply is never-ending.

[Chimera]

I used to use Copperplate Gothic Light in my emails for a long time, one of the reasons being that members of my previous team each chose different fonts so that we could sort out team inbox faster. The problem was stupid people who insisted that I was yelling at them or being mean because it was in ALL CAPS.

No, no it isn’t. You’re an oversensitive moron.

So I switched to Perpetua.

[ThelmaLou]

@Chimera

…

So I switched to Perpetua.

There’s a font that will go on and on and on…

[eschereal]

@ThelmaLou

Riddle me this: does this process diminish a finite supply of stupid? Because it seems to me that the supply is never-ending.

Yeah, old Al said that there are only two infinite things, the universe and the stupid, and he had his doubts about the universe.

But the point is that keeping the stupid contained is preferable to spreading it all over the place. Like the stuff in your stomach is better contained therein than spread all over the sidewalk (and skip that restaurant next time).

[JKellyMap]

@Chimera

I used to use Copperplate Gothic Light in my emails for a long time, one of the reasons being that members of my previous team each chose different fonts …

Ahh, life’s rich pageant…

[Superdude]

@kaylasdad99

What you describe actually sounds more like a Non-Compete Agreement. No idea if that has any bearing on what your lawyer friend told you.

P.S. Although, even if you had signed your real name, the fact that you signed it in Comic Sans probably rendered it unenforceable anyway…

Hey! I like comic sans, and do not understand the hatred of the font.

[Colibri]

@Superdude

Hey! I like comic sans, and do not understand the hatred of the font.

It’s fine in its intended use, that is, comics. The problem arises when it’s used for resumes or funeral announcements.

[VinylTurnip]

@Superdude

Hey! I like comic sans, and do not understand the hatred of the font.

Comic Sans is the SpaghettiOs of typeface. If you’re older than nine, it’s time to leave it behind.

[Defensive_Indifference]

@Colibri

It’s fine in its intended use, that is, comics. The problem arises when it’s used for resumes or funeral announcements.

What if it’s a resume or funeral announcement for a cartoonist?

(I use Garamond for my resume. FWIW.)

[Superdude]

@VinylTurnip

Comic Sans is the SpaghettiOs of typeface. If you’re older than nine, it’s time to leave it behind.

But I like SpaghettiO’s, too. Especially with the little hot dog chunks.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Just don’t nobody mock my Bookman Old Style! :mad:

[Colibri]

I’m old school. Nothing but Courier for me.

[running_coach]

@Colibri

I’m old school. Nothing but Courier for me.

Agreed. When it comes to classy appearance and readability, Courier delivers.

[Ludovic]

@Colibri

I’m old school. Nothing but Courier for me.

We have much to learn from you.

[Colibri]

@Ludovic

We have much to learn from you.

The hard part is getting a typewriter to work on the Internet.

[GreysonCarlisle]

@Colibri

I’m old school. Nothing but Courier for me.

Now I’m kinda embarrassed that Courier is what I use when I have a choice. I probably shouldn’t mention that I still put two spaces at the end of a sentence, either.

[pulykamell]

@GreysonCarlisle

Now I’m kinda embarrassed that Courier is what I use when I have a choice. I probably shouldn’t mention that I still put two spaces at the end of a sentence, either.

If you’re using Courier, it’s actually preferred to use two spaces. The guideline applies to proportional vs monospaced fonts. Proportional fonts are only supposed to get one space after the period. Monospaced fonts like Courier or American Typewriter should get two.

[GreysonCarlisle]

@pulykamell

If you’re using Courier, it’s actually preferred to use two spaces. The guideline applies to proportional vs monospaced fonts. Proportional fonts are only supposed to get one space after the period. Monospaced fonts like Courier or American Typewriter should get two.

Awesome! Thanks!