It could look like a painter’s drop cloth and nobody, least of all anyone in his army of red-capped fanatics, would give a shit.
Trump is immune to sex scandals. If he’s brought down, it will rest on matters of law, not morality.
Exactly. He could have his name spelled out in semen on the dress with his own handwriting, and he gets a pass. He has an infinite number of mulligans with his legion of lemmings.
You guys are too cynical. Surely Trump’s evangelical base will start to desert him if there’s proof he’s not a good Christian.
They’re already convinced he’s forgiven, just like they are. That won’t help.
Yup. And never had a pet, neither – heck, not a dog, not a cat, not even a frikkin gerbil from what I can gather, thanks to germaphobic daddy. He’s about the only Trump I feel any kindness for, and pity – well, Tiffany probably deserves some, too; she’s done her best to stay right out of the mess as much as possible.
How many city-raised kids get a chance to do any of that? Normally they get other adventures and learning experiences, but this kid certainly has not.
What if it had his name spelled out in semen in Paul Ryan’s handwriting?
Trump himself probably doesn’t care all that much about the ban (though he does care about being perceived as ‘losing’). Those who DO care about the ban (Stephen Miller and John Kelly), will have their eye on the ball of replacing federal court judges—the only way they will start getting verdicts they like. Trump will be pleased, of course, if he starts “winning.”
So not only will retiring judges be replaced with Heritage Foundation picks, as has been happening all along–but perhaps existing judges will be ‘persuaded’ to retire, analogously to the way Rachel Brand was ‘persuaded’ that her life would be less miserable if she left the Department of Justice and started working for Walmart.
That’s on the constitution.
Obama?? I thought it was Clinton. William Jefferson Clinton; wait, no, George Clinton (Parliament Funkadelic), wait, no, DeWitt Clinton. Man, the deep-state is Clintons all the way down.
Seriously, Kushner, Sessions, and others lied on security application forms about foreign agent contacts - straight out lied. I’d never gotten my clearance if I’d done that.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 
Given the number of times I read that last statement in the HRC Email server threads, I actually think this is the first time hearing this in re: to the Trump team.
How many people can be in the deep state before it just becomes the state? It’s like asking if 200 million people can keep a secret.
What if it was Trump’s name in Trump’s handwriting but Paul Ryan’s semen? :dubious:
What about Joyce DeWitt? :dubious:
:eek: I didn’t think Anny Middon’s could be topped… but you did it. :eek:
Meh. SOP for the GOP. They each and every one have a log cabin.
Ok. This old Nixon joke is for you youngsters:
President Nixon got up one snowy morning and looked out of the window of the Oval Office. Written in the brand new pristine snow were the words “Fuck Nixon” in yellow. Needless to say, the President was furious! He called in his closest aides and demanded that this be investigated immediately! Later in the day, the top aide comes back into the Oval Office sheepishly and says, “Mr. President, we’ve determined the origin of the message. The good news is that it’s urine, and it’s Henry Kissinger’s. The bad news is that the handwriting is Pat’s.”
There’s nuttin’ new under the sun.
I think Trump’s pretty dumb but I have a hard time believing he’d sign a pre-nup that would include any financial punishments for adultery. I’m sure he knew going into all three of his marriages that he was going to have affairs and wouldn’t have agreed to any roadblocks. I’m sure Trump’s pre-nups follow the usual pattern of his life and don’t require him to take any responsibility for anything he does wrong.
That’s exactly the joke I was thinking of when I posted about it being Ryan’s handwriting. I think you and I are old, my friend.
Incidentally I was going to say it was Pence’s handwriting but that sanctimonious asshole wasn’t in the national spotlight when Cadet Bone Spurs was fucking Stormy.