The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Worse. He was in the Empire State Building.

I haven’t seen an armed security guard in a bank in my life.

Banks are foregoing armed guards for a very good reason; having armed guards makes it much likelier someone will get hurt.

Yes, that creates a very good chance that the robber will simply grab the weapon from the fat, diabetic retiree sleeping in his chair by the door.

I’m honestly surprised. So what is a bank security guard’s purpose?

None anymore really, now that banks all have those Lexan shields at the teller windows, dye packs in the money bags, cameras everywhere, etc. Most transactions aren’t in currency anymore either.

In many parts of the US, banks still have un-shielded teller windows. I certainly have seen banks like you describe, most consistently in NYC, but “all banks” are not like that.

And the armed guards could very well prevent the “storm in with weapons drawn” style of bank robbery, assuming it was ever an issue to begin with.

It’s been a *long *time since I even heard of a bank robbery by anyone other than a desperate, stupid junkie acting alone, and never do they get very far.

Do you think anyone would try that unless they have the security guard outnumbered and outgunned?

Curious little trivial tidbit that’s neither here nor there: apparently two years ago Pence had just one bank account with $15,000 in it. This was just before he became running mate alongside President Maybe One Day, Eric.
So when the VP gig eventually goes bust, hopefully MP will have to do something embarrassingly menial to buoy up his precarious finances.

It’s going to be one of two things:

(1) He’s going to go get some “chair” at Liberty University or something equally bigoted and go on the Speech circuit to make 5-6 figures per speech.

Or

(2) He’s going to be in a nice place where he doesn’t have to be alone with any women who aren’t his wife that also has free housing, clothing, and 3 hot meals a day…

I agree, and it’s also time to stop worrying about whether the rightwing-sovereign-alt-white-ElmerFudd wingnuts feel insulted by our lack of sufficient subservience.

The feelz of people who were damn near killed, and the feelz of the people left behind by those who were killed, means more to me than the feelz of a bunch of G.I. Joe wannabe morons.

Be more respectful? They need to follow their own advice.

There are isssues that happen that aren’t robberies: belligerent customers, panhandlers, just keeping an eye out when the change truck comes in, etc.

Do they allow any and all armed people into the NRA headquarters building?

More pathetic than clusterfuck.
Trump has ‘45’ embroidered on his shirt cuffs — but style experts say it’s a big mistake

We all know that restraint and discretion does not describe the Howling Yam.

Mostly G.I. Joe fantasy, Cadet Bone Spurs reality.

Ooooo… excellent question.

Thump backpedals. What else is new?

Can’t risk making them mad.

Excuse me, when YOU win? Just who is it who called dibs on that jackpot? Was it you? No, according to my records, it wasn’t.

Was it me? Why, bless my soul, so it was!

Good spending plan, though. I shall take it under consideration.

From the classic Cat Ballou