The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

So Trump gets his cue from Fox… not the infotainment news but Family Guy:

[Stewie rings three bells, three butlers/assistants come in.]

Stewie: "You! Bring me the Wall Street Journal! [He goes to fetch the paper]

You two! Fight to the death!"

[The two assistants fight - with fighting music in the style of the original Star Trek]

Stormy Daniels sues Trump. Trump ‘had her spank him with a Forbes magazine’ :smiley:

…and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like, and then spank me. And me! And me too! And me! Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

Note Trump **received **the spanking from Stormy. I guess he was a bad boy.

I do get the feeling like the rats are beginning to leave the ship. Cohn is going to be a big loss for sure, but I suspect that this could be the sign of more to come: McMaster, Kelly, and Tillerson could follow. I also get the sense that Kelly is at the “I really couldn’t give a drop of ant piss” stage anymore, as evidenced by his de facto demotion of Kushner.

Seth Abramson is tweeting about George Papadopoulos and Putin being in Athens the same time as Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska, his yacht, and call girl Nastya Rybka, who claims she has dirt on Trump.

That with magic metal and magic power source you can whine for hours about the poor.

My guess is that it was “John Miller”

I find it incredible that someone without a team of bodyguards would publicly threaten Putin, even indirectly. I wonder if we’re going to see some Rovian false flag whistleblowers to muddy the waters.

The way things are going I have this vision of Trump a few weeks from now, stumbling in his bathrobe through the darkened, silent halls of the White House, wondering where everyone went, and tortured by thirst because he doesn’t know where they keep the Diet Cokes. Finally, there is a splash of light as a door opens at the end of a long corridor and tall, gaunt figure strides up to the President. “It’s all right, it’s all over now”, says Robert Mueller, as a phalanx of US marshals file in to read Donald his rights and lead him to a waiting car, where they make extra sure not to bump his head on the door frame.

And yet somehow we got Deukmajian and Wilson.

smh

I’d recommend that Agent Orange call up the American ambassador to South Korea to clear things up in the future. :smiley:

You know, right after we actually get an ambassador.

Not sure if this SOI (Shithead of Interest) has been mentioned yet, but Lisa Desjardins was mentioning on PBS tonight that white house Trade Advisor Pete Navarro definitely has Trump’s ear more than anyone IRT the tariff gong show. He’s likely to become assistant to the president for trade policy, being the harshest trade hawk.
Meanwhile lots of reps expressing tariff concerns, and of course President Disgusting Tennis Ass won’t listen to well, you know, actual aluminum makers.

“And I don’t need anything. Except this ashtray. And that’s all I need…”

The amateur presidency bumbles and fumbles for yet another day. It’s seems obvious now how Trump ran his real estate business. New projects began with Shit Gibbon shitting his diaper and screaming “I want a brand new shiny building. With my name on it” and then his minions would do all the work.

Doable as a private enterprise funded by a couple hundred million from daddy. Absolute shit as government policy.

So is the shit going to hit the fan? Trump married Melania in 2005. Stormy Daniels files for declaratory relief on the hush agreement regarding her affair with him in 2006/7 The hush agreement is now made public and so is the side letter pointing out who the participants really were.

Now Mrs. Trump, you gonna take that or are you leaving the two timing bastard?
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/06/politics/stormy-daniels-lawsuit/index.html

Colin Kahl (Joe Biden’s National Security adviser): If [John] Bolton replaces McMaster (and I’ve heard Kelly likes Bolton), we are all going to die.

(John Bolton, for those who may have forgotten.)

Guess who’s been hanging around the WH lately?

I like the article below it.

Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb

My fear is that there is an (almost) unlimited source of unqualified talent available, and that is being taken as a challenge.

Uh, you know those cites are from the Onion. While usually on point; the Onion is satirical.

Related: Why can’t the idiots resign. Perry - head of some agency he can’t remember. Calron - unqualified in every respect except for racial cover. Betsy - inadvertantly gave herself a failing grade in education.

He Only Hires The Best, Part… oh, screw it, we’ve all lost count by now:

You’re hiring a stripper registry guy? Really? Geez, Donnie, get an Ashley Madison account or something…