The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

The lot of a White House Press Secretary.

Because he’s a fucking idiot that doesn’t understand things -

But you have no problem linking to fatbergs?

He’s just telling all his allies “lie to the FBI, perjure yourself, I don’t care. Project me and I’ll pardon you.”

Dangerous.

Your comment doesn’t make sense to me, but maybe I’m just tired.

nevermind

Yeah, I don’t see any other reason for it. Dude’s not in prison, he now has his law license back and he had his voting rights restored by the governor of Virginia. This is nothing but a message.

And we have to keep reminding ourselves that Orangeanus can’t pardon for state crimes, so fuck his “messages.”

Some good news - Judy Woodruff was mentioning tonight that if Pruitt has to vacate his position as EPA head, he will replaced by Andrew Wheeler, an anomaly among republicans for his surprisingly strong support of regulations, clean air, and coal reductions…

oh wait, actually, hold on a sec - no, no he isn’t. He has nothing the fuck to do with any of that stuff whatsoever, and is much more of a scum-belching toady lobbyist for coal.
My bad.

Well, you said you don’t like looking at the news, but you posted a link to something almost as disgusting.

There’s an allusion to this in the excellent film Wag the Dog, when William H Macy and Robert DeNiro are talking about the fictional war with Albania:

There’s no need for God Almighty. Just put the idea into Agent Orange’s regular Faux News viewing hours. That’s what is driving our foreign and domestic policies right now (for some trivial value of policy).

Even Trump understands that there can’t be a video of something he didn’t do. I think.

I lived through Watergate, and that was like an investigation of someone littering compared to this.

I need to get around to making that “safe space from politics” hypnosis file at some point.

What planet have you been on for the last two years? His denial will be gospel to his supporters.

“Almost” says it all.

You’re assuming normal marital arrangements, it’s more a companion contract. Makes him look more normal than a lonely, loveless old guy image. Safe to say infidelity was never a deal breaker.

Another classic New York Daily News cover

Trump really wants to be president for life.

He wants 16 years to life? Okay by me.