The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Shitgibbon issues the Scooter Libby pardon – is lawyer Libby stupid enough to accept it?

Why wouldn’t he? He and Cheney wanted W to issue it, he’s already accepted back into the bar and has his voting rights restored. I don’t see where the ‘admission of guilt’ thing affects him at all.

The first thing I do every morning is to grab my phone to see if we’ve gone to war.

He only likes leakers of classified documents when they leak material that supports a Republican worldview.

Then why the hell does he need a pardon? There’s no point to this, except to send the message that anyone convicted of perjury for Trump can expect a nice shiny pardon for their trouble.

But why would he? It is really of no value to him. He has to present it to a judge, so he could easily just stick it in a box and forget about it (or embarrass the Dotard by publicly rejecting it).

Exactly. It’s a signal to 3, maybe 4 people that if they shut their yaps, they’ll never serve any time.

Trump is reinventing the wheel, again. They tried this in various states and it ended up costing the states more money (for the drug testing kits and evaluations) than people caught and booted from the programs.

Drug testing plan considered for some food stamp recipients | AP News "The Trump administration is considering a plan that would allow states to require certain food stamp recipients to undergo drug testing, handing a win to conservatives who’ve long sought ways to curb the safety net program.

The proposal under review would be narrowly targeted, applying mostly to people who are able-bodied, without dependents and applying for some specialized jobs, according to an administration official briefed on the plan. The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss internal deliberations, said roughly 5 percent of participants in the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program could be affected."

Well, right now it’s a limited edition bit of presidential memorabilia (one of three per my understanding). If he’s lucky, he can frame it nicely and sell it on Etsy before the market gets flooded.

That was my take on this as well.

That is exactly what it is.

I think that would be against the terms of service.

He’d be better off trying to offload it on Backpage, but they shut that down. :frowning:

The DOJ Inspector General’s report is out regarding former Deputy AG Andew McCabe, and it finds that he misled investigators concerning what he did or didn’t say to the media. Which seems like pretty small potatoes compared to all the other crap that’s going on… but (especially with the timing, coinciding with Comey’s book) it just feeds into the parallel universes we’re living in.

In one: the Trump/Fox News/Deplorables universe, the news is all about McCabe/Comey/corruption in the DOJ! corruption at the FBI! Fire Rosenstein! In the tank for the Clintons! Loretta Lynch! Deep State!!!

In the other, the one with people who don’t wear tinfoil hats: it’s Cohen, Stormy Daniels, and wondering if Mueller will finish the job before he or his boss or both get fired.

And there’s no overlap, no acknowledging of the common reality. I hate this shit.

Donald J. Trump:
“DOJ just issued the McCabe report - which is a total disaster. He LIED! LIED! LIED! McCabe was totally controlled by Comey - McCabe is Comey!! No collusion, all made up by this den of thieves and lowlifes!”

Michael R. Bromwich, Andrew McCabe’s lawyer:
“Thank you for providing even more material for the defamation suit we are actively considering filing against you and your colleagues. Stay tuned.”

He’s not, but when someone has something on him, he’ll stay silent out of fear.

This is why he’s still not hitting Putin* or Stormy Daniels. They, along with the NY Daily News, have information (photos, tapes, video…) he still hopes will remain secret.

*other than that very mild April 8 tweet “Many dead, including women and children, in mindless CHEMICAL attack in Syria. Area of atrocity is in lockdown and encircled by Syrian Army, making it completely inaccessible to outside world. President Putin, Russia and Iran are responsible for backing Animal Assad. Big price…
…to pay. Open area immediately for medical help and verification. Another humanitarian disaster for no reason whatsoever. SICK!” https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/08/politics/donald-trump-syria-assad/index.html

Compare that with the way he’s hit other world leaders, and it’s basically a lay-down-and-expose-his-throat move showing his deference to Putin.

He told Comey he didn’t sleep there. From Comey’s new book:

https://www.spin.com/2018/04/trump-comey-book-pee-tape-schiller-testimony/

What’s a total disaster, in addition to this Presidency is the President’s lack of facility with the English language. The guy can’t even express what he is trying to say. The report is a total disaster? Wouldn’t he mean something more like “which is very damning.”

Oh mean, Jesus F-ckin Christ, I put more intelligent thought into the phrasing of my tweets and I know they are probably only going to be seen by a handful of people, not millions.

An HHS communications official is suspended after her past social media posts were made public. Among the posts were Pizzagate tweets, calling Islam a cult, saying African Americans are way more racist than white people, and saying that the Founding Fathers would have hung Clinton and Obama for treason.

Looks like you can abandon that habit. It’s on.

The Fishbone revivalis on.