Jubilant news everyone! It’s Mission Accomplished!
Did he bring all those poor people back to life, or reverse the effects of the poison gas on the wounded? No?
Well then, surely the Assad regime has been overthrown as a result of the airstrikes
No, again? Well then, wtf was the mission?
Are his approval numbers up?
Same as it is every night, Pinky… MAGA!
Actually, there really is good news there. Apparently trump listen to his Mattis, instead of Bolton, and gave Syria a bloody nose. That’s all, a bloody nose. But assholes learn from bloody noses.
Trump gets credit here for listening to Mattis. And by God, he* almost *kept it secret too.
I’m sorry, didn’t the US launch over 50 missiles at Syria in April of 2017 following a chemical attack by the Assad regime? Apparently that was a waste of time as the gassing continues. So why would over 100 missiles make any difference now?
Target boy, it’s about the target.
Urine a lot of trouble.
… and all THAT investigation ever found, was an unrelated blowjob.
And “Benghazi” never found shit, although there is that asshole ADMITTING it was all about hurting the Clinton’s polling number.
But the Trumpies and who know how many other “people” committing treason with the Russkies is OK.
*Sometimes the biggest sin you can commit in D.C. is to tell the truth. …
This may not be politically correct, but I think that there was a big part of this investigation that was designed to go after people and an individual, Hillary Clinton, … After what Kevin McCarthy said, it’s difficult to accept at least a part of it was not. I think that’s the way Washington works. But you’d like to expect more from a committee that’s spent millions of dollars and tons of time." – Rep. Richard Hanna, R-New York, on New York’s’ WIBX 950
Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right? But we put together a Benghazi special committee, a select committee. What are her numbers today? Her numbers are dropping. Why? Because she’s untrustable. But no one would have known any of that had happened had we not fought. – Kevin McCarthy*
Meanwhile we have a corrupt, incompetent traitor running things now and all these “patriots” are fine with it,
Next thing you know, they’ll be doing the same line of shit they did with George W when he lied us into a war …
“How dare you question the PeePeePretzeldent when we’re at war! Treason! Arrrrgghghgh!”
This is old and probably fake news. Wolff insinuated the affair was with Nikki Haley but no one corroborated it. This White House leaks like a sieve and if no unnamed White House source will corroborate it, it probably isn’t true.
If lawyers and tabloid papers paying to keep trump’s affairs a secret can be considered to be illegal campaign contributions, shouldn’t spending millions of tax payer dollars on negative advertising for his opponent be at least as noteworthy?
It’s called feeding the base.
For the benefit of those that think liberals never call each other out . Mika Brzezinski, the queen of Trump hate and the co-host of a morning news show that might well be titled “Donald Trump is a Big Fat Liar, Let Us Count the Ways” — came down hard on a Michael Wolfe for making that insinuation.
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/01/mika-brzezinski-michael-wolff-fight-381268
Bill Maher calls attack on Syria “Operation Desert Stormy” 
As she was in a movie with the same name a decade ago, he loses points for lack of originality.
Was she actually famous before this ? What are the odds people knowing any of her films ?
But sure, even without that film that’s a pretty obvious quip.
Yes.
That’s nice, but people die in war. To let Trump feed his base, pretend to be a tough guy (he is not), to distract from the Russia mess, etc etc etc.
Paul Krugman asks:
*“How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a pee tape?”
“I’ve met a fair number of serving officers in the U.S. military. They’re very impressive – smart, sophisticated, well-informed. And they take honor very seriously. What must it be like for them now? 1/
They know perfectly well that the current commander-in-chief is a man of no honor whatsoever – dishonest, corrupt, quite possibly being blackmailed by a hostile foreign power. 2/
Could such a man deliberately wag the dog? That is, might he engage in military action – killing people, and putting U.S. servicemen and women at risk – to distract from his scandals? Of course he could. 3/
Was the Syria strike an example? Not clear. But the suspicion is obvious and unavoidable. And who knows what comes next? So if you’re in the military, you have to be asking yourself: how do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a pee tape? 4/”*
And keep in mind, this motherfucker is Cadet Bone Spurs.