The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

That would be double awesome if Trump was force to resign, and pay restitution to the Democrats. He’d have a stroke from over-Tweeting.

I don’t remember the Watergate lawsuit either, although I was all of nine at the time. But unprecedented or not, the naming of Jared and Don Jr. is sure to raise the Prez’s blood pressure. One imagines even Putin might be displeased.

Yes. Every single word of it.

I wonder how much of that money will “disappear”.

Too fucking late. Where the fuck have you been for the past many years? You are preaching to the wrong fucking side.

I think a lot of it is going for legal fees for himself and his family.

Legal fees made up 20% of Trump campaign spending this year

That is the next big thing on the horizon: the id party. It is inevitable.

Why not? We already have a President with a Super ego…

He’ll need it, since he’s never been especially wealthy. Yes, there is a tape.

The horror. The horror.

And I’m sure plenty more is going directly into his pocket.

I asked my boss how his dad stayed off the Forbes 400. “He doesn’t answer the phone when they call.”

This was bothering me, so I went to the source. Do not use those numbers. They are a slice of a very noisy dataset. From May of 2012 to today, I get SDs of ~2.2/2.9/2.0 for the three terms. They are all the fuck over the place, to the point of being meaningless in raw form. Someone who can should trendline those stats to get a more realistic image of what they mean.

Scott Pruitt says the lobbyist in whose house he lived and occasionally paid less than market rent never lobbied the government while Pruitt lived there. Turns out he did. When exposed, the lobbyist has resigned. Pruitt has not.

Nobody wants to be Trump’s lawyer.

Pruitt may not have stayed at the top of the news, but he’s not forgotten:

Record Number of Lawmakers Sign Resolution Calling for Pruitt's Resignation - EcoWatch

Sadly,

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Republicans from states that are suffering particular harm from Pruitt’s efforts to wreck the environment may eventually feel enough pressure to hold him to account, that they’ll sign on.

Hey Rudy, you’ve been on quite a losing streak since 9/11 to here’s a few tips for you when signing up with the Trumpster:

  1. Get your retainer up front. Bill on a regular basis. No payment extensions. No rubles.

  2. Always have a second lawyer present during any conversation or communication with Agent Orange. Take copious notes, record, film as required.

  3. Do not present any independent ideas or opinions without getting them in writing from the Shitgibbon (should this be capitalized?). Always refer to #2 above

Thoughts and prayers, Rudy, thoughts and prayers.

We had a kind of similar situation about 37 years ago with James Watt in Interior.

But Ronnie did not get elected by being a shit-caked oozing asshole, so Watt’s replacement was a tad less dickish. By contrast, if Pruitt is pushed out like the turd that he is, the SCOA will double down and try to replace him with some nastier ooze-frosted shit that he got Kelly Conway to dig out of there with a bony finger.

Current and former Presidents and spouses arrive for Barbara Bush’s service:

Regarding Pruitt, it keeps getting better and better…

In 2003 as a state senator, he used a shell company to purchase a home being sold by a retiring lobbyist.