The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

He can take his “gratitude” and shove it up his fat ass.

Meanwhile, in real life, the French President comes calling: Trump To Host France's Emmanuel Macron For First State Visit : NPR

Apparently after the initial handshake battle (Macron and Trump's two tense handshake battles – video | Donald Trump | The Guardian) the two are now chums (Macron is where Trump got the idea for a military parade, after all), but there could be some interesting discussions testing that relationship:

Of course, President Trump will be supported by his Secretary of State…oh wait…

Interesting times…

At least TRY to be realistic. Trump has never refunded money to ANYONE.

Maybe soon. Just read about how his $25 million settlement for Trump University has been “finalized”, so he’s supposed to cough it up.

Anybody else wondering if he actually *has *that much money, this billionaire?

Watch him get rolled by the French.

“The check bounced for the Louisiana Purchase? And you want it back? Putin says you are a good guy, so there you are! It’s yours!”

I’ll be a fine mahogany nickel Macron will suavely bamboozle President Diseased Tennis Ass into reconsidering this whole “I never knew it would be this difficult” Iran thingie whatever.
Looks like the news is finally getting to Lisa Desjardins - before she launches into the crazy-ass shenanigans involved in getting Pompeo just barely voted into his new position, she gives a little shake of her head (not a very PBS-y thing to do!) and then at the end of her piece, she gives another little shake of her head. With all the crap she has to deal with, right up close, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s into, like, Tae Bo, or popping bubble wrap. Man she can fucking dish the goods, though. I’m trying to imagine a Brietbarter watching her and just, getting, this, sinking, feeling.

ETA - Heh - goofy that Rand would change his vote at the last minute thanks to a
“reasurance” call from Dat Guy that MP’ll make a greeeeaat diplomat.

And now the Ronny Jackson for VA Head nomination is in trouble.
Official sources are not saying what the problems might be, but Jackson’s nomination is on hold. Steve Dorsey of CBS news said, “allegations against Ronny Jackson which include a hostile work environment, excessive drinking on the job and improperly dispensing meds.”

(and yeah I really wish I was a fine, fine mahogany nickel)

She started country, did pop versions of the same songs which got very wide play (when The Bestest Boyfriend discovered her in the “alternative rock” station I laughed my ass off), hasn’t worked for years due to very serious throat problems. She also happens to be Canadian.

Even money that he refuses to pay it or drags it out for several years. He’ll keep trying to bleed the opposition of money in his loss.

Good old Rand Paul, Mr. Principled; standing firm without regard to [del]bribes[/del] [del]background deals[/del] - shit, does he even have a spine?

McCain, Flake, Paul - loud and out front making the high-minded, virtuous stance. Toady collapse when the vote comes due.:mad:

I knew about the flag thing, but I wasn’t aware to the full extent what a useless, almost tweaked out, smug assclownface Robert Zenke was until seeing this John Oliver segment.

Shiiiiiiit…
I’m never gonna work again if that’s all it takes to get a feller into trouble…

Only the best people, folks.

Only the best.

But he’s a billionaire!

Perhaps that explains why the dipshit cannot take an accurate weight. How does one get to be an admiral while having all these issues?

Wow, it’s like Trump has some kind of psychic power that lets him locate sleazy people so he can recruit them.

What line of work do I need to get into where there’s an unexcessive amount of drinking on the job?

Hey now, I bet you can’t throw the Vice President’s wife around like an unbleached bag of flour half as dashingly as Mr Zinke.

My word, I knew Bolton was foul but this …

He was, until his appointment as NatSec Advisor, the chairman of the Gatestone Institute, an anti-Muslim think tank.

Some of their headlines:

“Emmanuel Macron, Useful Idiot of Islamism”
“Europe’s Childless Leaders Sleepwalking Us to Disaster”
“Macron: President of the Elites and the Islamists”
“Germany: Infectious Diseases Spreading as Migrants Settle In”
“Is the United Kingdom an Islamist Colony?”
“Europe: The Great White Death”

That’s … this man should not be holding any public office, ever, anywhere