The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Yeah, he may be in trouble,
… summary says that Jackson’s medical staff was thrown “into a panic” when that unit could not locate missing Percocet. It turned out, according to the report, that Jackson allegedly gave the drugs to a military office staff member at the White House.

But Trump only likes it because he thinks the place is actually called “Islam Is Bad.”

Wagner, probably.

I was thinking Carl Orff.

I’m sure it doesn’t go beyond Rossini’s Theme to the Lone Ranger or Gounod’s Theme to Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

This ignorance astounded me enough that I Googled Noel Francisco, Trump’s appointee to Solicitor General. He is a political hack lawyer. His first big case was Gore v Bush or Florida Voters vs GOP, whatever it was called. Another big case was McDonnell v. United States, in which a GOP Governor’s conviction for taking a bribe was overturned, partly on a technicality.

You mean the William Tell Overpass? I’ve heard he is deeply moved by the ballet about The Dying Swine…

Not to defend him, but I’m pretty sure that he meant “nation”, a word that can mean either a country or a group of people.

Not to defend him, but let me put words in his mouth that make what he said sound less stupid.
C’mon, Man!

One of the very fine people on the Nazi side.

From the article:
“(The plan) would also require that the money be made by at least 15 hours of work at the federal minimum wage level.”

So if you can’t find a job or are too sick to work a part-time job or have a part-time job and have gotten called less that 15h you’re SOL? Who does that help? It doesn’t seem to help either the people on assistance or those who rent to them.

In my case, the clossest common relative is an actual baboon who gives that branch of the family some style.

Trump loves the Nation of Islam, ha ha. Good one.

Trump has claimed to dislike Wagner operas. Or at least he thinks he does

Donald’s favorite drunk-driving pill-pushing physical-falsifying doctor dropped out of the VA cabinet nomination. About time.

Maybe he was drunk when he weighed and measured the Stay-Puft Cheeto Man.

Given how many pills the Admiral Doctor was allegedly pushing, maybe he was examining Kam Chancellor and was too fucked up to tell them apart, given their identical height and weight.

Fox and Friends interview is a must listen. Grandpa Ranty is starting to sound crazy. Among the highlights, his proof that Comey is lying is that Comey claims that Trump didn’t stay the night in Russia, but that’s a lie, because obviously he spent the night in Russia. Leaving out the part that Comey is making no such claim. Comey’s claim is that Trump says he never spent the night in Russia.

Also, he barely knows Cohen who does very little work for Trump.

Trump also has a non-existent phony cloud over his head.

Ronny Jackson has an “unblemished record” once you look past all the blemishes on his record

I just want to quote the president here. “I have a phony cloud over my head that doesn’t exist.”

Said while calling into a morning show like a soccer mom trying to win tickets to the upcoming Train concert. Leader of the free world, folks. Breathtaking.