And furthermore, I request recompense for the two, I repeat, TWO monocles that popped from my orbital socket in my extreme shock! HARUMPH, I say, good sir!
Yours etc.
Captain B.J. Smethwicke, in a white wine sauce, with shallots, mushrooms, and garlic.
I can only assume that you have not been paying attention. Ginning up phony poutrage and playing the victim card is a standard tactic for these clowns when someone calls them on their bullshit.
Worst of all, she’s forced me to agree with the Orange Oaf (who once dubbed her “low-IQ Mika”).
Ah yes, Matt Schlapp, the guy with a face just begging for a schlapp.
When I previewed my response before posting it, I considered that you were talking about Wolf rather than Sanders. I looked back, but it wasn’t clear to me that you were, so I went with my first interpretation. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
If someone wants to go to an event where they know they’ll be insulted (jokingly so, of course) and can take it humorously that’s fine. If someone doesn’t want to go and be the butt of jokes, that’s fine with me, too. I don’t buy into the idea that one must appreciate jokes that are made at their expense. A president should be able to take substantive criticism. I hope they would approve of freedom of the press, but the WHCD isn’t the only forum to show that approval.
But I do agree with Covfefe that it’s extremely hypocritical of Trump to be that way. Ask Rosie O’Donnell, Serge Kovaleski, etc. Trump dishes out insults more than anyone else I can think of, and from a louder podium. That’s the problem I have with him in this instance, and with his supporters failure to recognize it.
I have to assume that, purely in the interest of fairness, he also thinks the President shouldn’t accuse the press of lying, either.
I didn’t know this, thanks. I wonder if this story line enrages or encourages extreme right wing Christians?
A nation awaits with bated breath…
It was also a (pretty bad) movie way back in 1990.
So he knows she’s a “horrible human being”, a loathsome creature thru and thru… and yet he knows nothing about her. :rolleyes:
And he’s somehow considered the “smart” and “intellectual” “comedian” on the right?
It only enrages extreme right wing FEMALE christians, but [whispers]…
they’re not allowed to complain. 
As long as Trump is too much of a coward to show up at the dinner, the gloves are off. The last President who didn’t show up couldn’t make it because he was recovering from being fucking SHOT. As long as Trump and his team are such obvious fucking liars, it is no less than a patriot’s duty to call them fucking liars wherever and whenever and then some. I was, however, taken aback at the “Sarah Huckabee Sanders burns fat…” line because that is what it sounded like, and judging by the nearby reactions I wasn’t alone. I now see that in transcripts it was “burns facts”.
And while I’m here, Fuck you, Donald Trump, you coward asshole liar.
Notice he wrote nothing about the upcoming jokes being FUNNY…
Mika B. seems to be another one who misunderstood the joke to be about SHS’s looks. It’s kind of ironic that in her misguided defense, she’s basically pointing out that she thinks there’s something wrong with how SHS looks.
Dennis Miller:
To start with, here are some pictures of her next to pictures of Carrot Top, cha-cha-cha. Jokes with random cultural references soon to follow!
It was never intended to be an instruction manual. But then, neither was Orwell’s 1984.
I lasted the first couple minutes and switched the channel. Did she get funny later? She started out uncomfortable and laughing at her own jokes, like Jimmy Fallon in drag. Wait, can I say that without offending someone? I mean, Fallon IS a husband and father.
Could that be what the outrage is about? Did everyone complaining think she said something she didn’t and was fat-shaming SHS?
If that’s the case, the whole fuckin’ press needs to do a giant Emily Litella.
Maybe it’s because they’re so used to women being attacked for their looks, they assume that there must have been one - because there “always” is.
Perfect smokey eyes are hard. If anything, it’s a compliment to SHS’s makeup skills.
Yeah, and she did directly comment on the appearance of Mitch McConnell and Chris Christie, but no one seems to care about that.
John Kelly calls Donald an idiot. Thank goodness you’re here, Captain Obvious. I predict he’ll be gone before midnight.
He also sad bad things about women, that should get him a promotion.