The Trump Impeachment Inquiry

What about “Shitstorm Of The Century”?

Well, hopefully in the worst case for 19 1/2 days in 2021.

It’s sad to see the contortions that the GOP apologists twist themselves into. Check out this from the Detroit News editor.

Huh? This investigation is slow, deliberate, and I believe quite overdue.

I expect this from say Sean Hannity, not from the editor of a major newspaper.

This is totally off the rails. If the whistleblower is exposed, this will discourage others from reporting on unethical and/or unlawful government behavior in the future and open this person up to retaliation or even be subject to violence.

This “second hand information” was verified by the document that the White House released. First hand information will be forthcoming in testimony.

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Just as a point of information, those are IOC dates (basically, the point at which the services have a full squadron of combat-ready aircraft capable of performing the basic mission duties, with trained pilots and maintainers). The first F-35s were delivered to the military years earlier.

Trump seems to have gone years in his job without really understanding how executive power works in democratic nations. He keeps trying to approach it like authoritarian regimes (see buying Greenland, asking Swedens PM to just release an American prisoner etc).

Its how he tries to act himself, and then he get frustrated when that doesn’t work. And alternates with reverting back to shady illegal CEO in a low-oversight environment behavior.

I think “Stupidgate” is perfectly fine.

I’m a fan of “Crackpot Dome.”

But “Stupid Watergate” reminds me of this classic Doonesbury cartoon. When it comes to stupid, our scandal has theirs beat to a pulp.

The other night at home we were discussing who the “heroes” will be, should this impeachment go well.

So far, we had the whistle-blower, Marie Yovanovitch, and Adam Schiff. Last night we were cracking up about adding John Bolton to the list. I would have guessed his brother Michael way before picking John.

Because of the colossal Trump clusterfuck the W administration is now seen as sane and competent and somehow normal. It wasn’t. But this is so much worse we somehow look fondly upon that horrifying administration. It pisses me off.:mad:

Looks like Rudy Couludiani was paid $500,000 in "fees"by the guy who was just arrested as he tried to flee the country.

Is Rudy going under the bus like everyone else, or is he still hoping for a pardon?

Please please please, Rudy, save some money and be your own attorney in your trial.

Indeed, from Wikipedia:

So, yes, the “first F-35s were delivered to the military years earlier”. And eight years after that there were (finally) sufficient numbers (of sufficiently safe) F-35s available to form a US squadron for “basic mission duties”

All of which leads me to ask: what was your point when you announced

For a minute I thought you might have been saying that it was an admirable example of how Turkey’s behaviour had prompted a well-planned US response, just as is happening today.

Bolton turning on Trump doesn’t prove any more about his moral character than Grima Wormtongue turning on Saruman.

Bolton is a homicidal bastard within normal parameters.

You are insinuating that the U.S. withheld the F-35 from Turkey for a decade and a half. There was no withholding. Of the nine original F-35 partners, six have so far received their jets. Eight of the nine partners laid out a substantial investment at the beginning of R&D for the F-35, knowing damn well that they would receive the jets they ordered at a particular time and at a particular level of technological maturity.

You are factually wrong to imply that anyone slow-walked or delayed delivery of jets to Turkey for a particular reason during the past two decades (except for the S-400 issue which changed everything).

You should drop this erroneous point you’re trying to make, plus apologize for trying to imply things that are outright incorrect and very misleading.

Ah, nothing to worry about here. Rudy assures everyone that this money did NOT come from foreign sources. He can’t say why he knows, but wants everyone to know that there is NO possibility that this was foreign money.

And we know that he is totally innocent because the money did not come with a note wrapped around it that said “This is foreign money, given to Rudy in exchange for political access to the president of the United States.”

Because there was no such note, we know that everything was completely above board.

Other names for this:

Quid Pro Joe
Insane in the Ukraine
Kievfefe
The Folly of Giuliani
Ukranian One (“Ukranium One” is also acceptable)

All I want to know is, what qualifies Rudy to receive up to $50,000 a month from someone who is now in jail?

I needed a good laugh today. Thank you. And how about “The Fellowship of the Grift” as a name for this administration.

I bet Ukraine knows! Maybe we should encourage them to investigate.

Hmm. A tad unfortunate that number is the same as Hunter was recieving from his Ukrainians.

The guy from Office Space?