The Trump Impeachment Inquiry

Former White House Director of Communications, Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci responds to the Rick Perry story:

I’d be pretty happy if Trump tries to push this line since there is direct evidence against it. Much more likely is it popped into his head 1 second before he said it. Nobody ever said Trump was a *good *liar, just a constant one.

And also, let’s not forget, the terrible call that Perry forced him to make against his will, was also a Perfect call.

Brain-scientists for decades to come will be studying the effects on Trump fans’ frontal lobes of the relentless need to maintain double-think.

Mitch McConnell confirms that he intends to make sure that Trump is acquitted in the Senate trial.

There’s a surprise. Moscow Mitch is as crooked as Donald Trump. Put that on his tombstone and include it in the history books, he owns it.

What kind of person likes to call himself “the Grim Reaper”? Or identifies with Darth Vader?

Republicans know they are the bad guys, and they revel in it.

Rick Perry.

I can’t even…

“Trump pins Ukraine call on Energy Secretary Rick Perry”

“Day 1. It never happened.
Day 2. Maybe it happened.
Day 3. It wasn’t me.
Day 4. Yes, it was me but it wasn’t wrong.
Day 5. I’d do it again, and ask China too.
Day 6. Rick Perry made me do it.”

Nice. Rick Perry was worth waiting for. It adds so many wrinkes and possibilities to this narrative, for 7,8, 9 and beyond. Whoops, DWTS, and all the other hits will be recycled into the echosphere.

Pardon me if this has been answered already: could the Senate hold a secret vote in rendering its verdict at the conclusion of an impeachment trial? I’ve heard it suggested that a lot more Republicans would be willing to toss Trump out on his ear if they didn’t have to do so publicly and thereby enrage Trump’s true believers and draw primary challengers.

Day 9: it’s Obama’s fault.
Day 14: Mueller and Hunter Biden were in cahoots.
Day 17: Rosie O’Donnell needs to be impeached.
Day 19: This wouldn’t have happened if Mexico agreed to pay for the wall.
Day 24: I can’t even imagine what Trump will say, but I bet the words “the Blacks” are used.

One might even say that Congress would work better, in general, if they were all allowed some amount of anonymity in their votes.

https://youtu.be/1gEz__sMVaY (Bad production value but a good video on the topic)

Not without a 2/3 vote for a rules change.

I gotta say that I did not see the “Rick Perry is the real criminal mastermind” part of this story coming.

As blind squirrels go, that lyin’ snake is a busy little beaver.

Trump was outsmarted by an Aggie.

Multiple” whistleblowers. With first hand knowledge.

Damn, and the cement wasn’t even dry from the last goalpost placement.

The goalposts are on rollers.

Oops.

Holy crap, I’ll link to this moron’s Meet The Press interview when it becomes available on YouTube. All I can say now is that I’m glad this idiot doesn’t repreent me.