**Bird Pints
Nush 0 (but I’d bet she’d need a few)
Steph 6
Anoushka 0
Tania 0
Sissy 8
Justine 5
**
Basically, they’re all better looking than me so if I wasn’t in sweet wedded bliss, I’d accept any offer around closing time and most well before.
BTW jimm, you’re a neanderthal.
grunt
As an Orkney boy myself you have no idea how surreal an experience it is for me to hear the accent I grew up with on telly. It is NEVER heard outside Orkney, as most of us Orcadians shed the accent quite quickly.
I can’t wait to see what the weekly local paper (inspired name: The Orcadian) makes of all this. Biggest news is usually ‘man loses cow in field’.
So Frederico cocked up the challenge. Showing off to Anouska by getting out of the pedello to get some chewing gum. Here’s the pics of the muppet doing it. And the git hasn’t admitted it was him AFAICS.
Great I say the more fuel to the fire the better. Only 50 odd quid between 11 next week will help to end the love fest that’s happening at the moment. I want fights, sex and more fights
It looks like the bitching is starting as several of them have talked about how Jon is boring and doesn’t stop complaining to BB about everything. I have to say that as a bit a geek myself he would bug the tits of me if I was with him for any amount of time. He never stops banging on about Sci-Fi, mostly Star Wars (movies and novels). yawn
While Frederico will pick up more votes for messing up I still see Jon going on Fri.
In series 2 and 3, the AOL polls were very accurate indicators, correctly predicting every eviction. At the moment, they have
Anouska 43%
John 33%
Federico 15%
Scott 8%
However, John has been gaining on Anouska all week, so it may depend on when people cast their votes.
I posted this thread and ever since I have barely seen more than 10 seconds of BB4. (It’s a bit difficult what with working nights. and I just can’t get hooked like I did the last 3 times)
So, has anything really funny/weird/shocking happened yet?
Ah man, you missed the orgy in the poll last night!! Best TV moment ever.
And that thing with the wine bottle the hose and the chicken…well…incredible. You just had to see it!
Making WHAT up? What do you mean?
pool, not poll, dammit.
If I’m gonna make shit up you think I could at least spell it correctly. Doh!
yojimbo, in fairness to Federico, he did admit to being the one that fucked it up although he maintained that he kept some contact with the pedalo at all times, which he clearly didn’t. . As you say though, it’s just as well they’ll be on starvation rations next week.
Quote of the week was Scott after seeing some of the girls cry at the birthday video of Steph’s dog:
“What the fuck were they crying for, it’s not like the fucking thing died at the end”
Yeah I saw that last night. BBLB said he hadn’t admitted it so that’s what I went by. As you say he didn’t tell the whole truth but Sissy saw him do it and was telling some of them about it.
The lads were funny talking about the girls crying about the video.
Anouska is gone, gone, gone.
Forgot about this 
So another week and Jon is still there. Justin bit the bullet on Fri. and good riddance to her. The way she turned on Jon was very OTT. She blamed the “dry fucking” incident in the secret room but as show on BB last night she only gave a shit about it when she realised that people would link her to the Tickle monster.
New task is bell ringing. They were all over the place yesterday trying to work out how to learn to 90 note tune.
Will Fed fuck up again? Will Jon use to force or just be like the rest of us humans and will Sissy stop being a little bitch?
My nomination guess this week:
Jon
Fed
maybe Ray
Fed to go.
I am not inspired by this year’s crowd.
My unwanted opinions:
Sissy - dreadful whiner.
Nush & Tania - eye candy but dull.
That other woman - dull.
Federico - plonker (though I liked his Avid Merrion impression).
Scott - dull.
Cameron - dull and way too positive all the time.
Jon - comedy geek value but ultimately only entertaining because of the competition.
Missed one:
Ray - dull but seems nice enough.
I agree that Fed will probably go this week. Justine said that they knew he’d blown the second task.
Ray to win, though if Tania gets her baps out it might change things…
Tania seems really prudish, and much too ‘grown up’ for her own good.
She got upset due to some silly comments and for having to say who she fancied. It’s a fecking game (albeit a bit childish, yes) , but what the hell else you gonna do locked in a house all day?
She needs to get over herself. And I agree with your ‘dull’ assessment, although I still watch it. I can’t honestly say why.
Okay, its my voyeuristic tendencies in overdrive…!!!
She didn’t like Ray asking her for some “deep throat action” either
Jon is such a asshole. A entertaining asshole but a arsehole non the less. I’m really enjoying look at him act like the Solomon of the house.
They’re doing the task today. I looked at a few hours of them practicing last night (I was under the influence) and they got it right a good few times. One problem I can see with their method was that they were saying “bing” and it looked like people were taking their queue from the last “bing”. The task will be the first time they actually have the clappers in the bells.
When/if they realise what tune it is they’re playing, they’ll no doubt freak out and screw the task up.
Hopefully it’s Fed who screws the pooch again.
I didn’t see the nominations but when Mrs. MWAP ask me to guess who was up, I aced it. I pranced around the room like the gobshite that I am proclaiming myself the BB king (although I’m not an elderly black man and I can’t play the guitar for shit - I do call my knob Lucille on occasion though). Then herself mentioned yojimbo.
yojimbo, my liege, I prostrate myself before thy magnificence and humbly beseech thee for forgiveness. I’ll perform a full Matt Talbot for my sins.
Well I got it wrong but a “Mattie” would be grand.
Here’s why I think Sissy should go.
All in all the ginger one has to go.
but does she?