The Ultimate Music-Fu CD

“Music-fu” being, in this case, the kind of music you’d crank up to annoy someone with a ridiculously loud bass.

I want to put together a music-fu CD, but I need suggestions for what songs to put on it. It doesn’t have to be bad music - I’m going to add the “Chariots of Fire” theme, for example - just… distracting. And catchy. And able to be heard over a thumping bass.


The March of Cambreadth by Heather Alexander, maybe? Bagpipes and drums, what’s not to like?

As a little kid I had a “Songs of America” Lp that had blaring, lusty male chorus versions of The Army Air Corps Song, Columbia, Gem of the Ocean, etc., and of course Kate Smith’s immortal rendition of God Bless America. I recall it as being “unbreakable” red plastic, but I can’t swear to that…

The 1812 Overture.

The “Rawhide” Theme.

This is fun!

Oh, yeah, this is fun! How about “Gimmee All Your Lovin’” or “Battle Hymn of the Republic” as sung by The Russian Red Army Choir?

Or the Llama song. :smiley:

OK, I’ll stop now, I promise.

Dropkick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts of Life, artist unkown
A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying, Bloodhound Gang
I Whupped Spiderman’s Ass, Wesley Willis
Sabre Dance, Khatchaturian

deeDEdee deeDEdee deeDEdeedeedee DEE DEE DEEDEE DEE

(repeat as necessary)


The Llama Song is a great idea (although I prefer the Lost remix of it, called The Sawyer Song). That reminds me, I have to have Dragosta Din Tai on the CD - that gets extra bonus points for being in a foreign language.

We Will Rock You – Queen (STOMP STOMP clap)
William Tell Overture
O Fortuna from Carmina Burana
Dies Irae
Peter Gunn Theme

I actually think any large choral piece that’s used when things explode in action movies would work excellently.


Be Afraid.
Be very afraid!

Japanese taiko drummers.

Trust me on this. :slight_smile:

Is it just me, or is this ambiguous? Which do you mean:

(a) if someone else is playing music with a ridiculously loud bass, what music can I play that can be heard over the top of it (to annoy them)


(b) I want to find music with a ridiculously loud bass that I can crank up to annoy someone

I mean A. This thread was inspired by this post and the discussions in the comments.

3Mustaphas3- Take it to the fridge
(They’ll never know what hit them.)

What you really need to do is get yourself a red, devo, tupperwarehat, a black dickie, and a pair of black, horn rim glasses. Keep them within easy reach within your car, and when the moment presents itself, you don the devo garb of invincibility and blast Whip it as loud as possible.

Mai-ya HEE!
Mai-ya HA!
Mai-ya HOO!
Mai-ya HA HA!

Numanuma iei, baby!

Two words:
Iron. Man.

I’d think Dragostea Din Tai would be like, black belt music-fu. It’s annoying, it’s boyband-ish, and it’s in another language. It’s perfect!

That’s f*ckin-a.

Okay, how about the Macarena?

bananaphone it just gets in your head aNd wont let go