The Ultrimatic "Old guy" has been replaced!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Ok, Ultirmatic Beds.
Classic commercials: Really old guy, the “ultrimatic man”, gives you a great pitch on why you should buy a self adjusting, heated, massaging bed… and how you will receive a free TV offer for simply calling for “your Free catalogue”!

Then just now, I’m watching TV, at 11:30 in the AM and BAM it’s a really sexy woman, dressed in an evening gown, selling me an ultrimatic bed. Sprawled across a bed, explaining the feeling of the massage setting… and what is their new free offer in lieu of the TV deal?

“So pick up an ultrimatic bed! Who knows, you might get lucky!” raises eyebrow

Now, that fact that I suddenly needed a new bed aside…

Is the incentive that I might get my new bed delivered and open the box to find this girl ready and willing to help me break in the new bed??

I sure hope so… now what was that Number???

2

Pity she doesn’t come with the bed :frowning:

ANd I don’t think an old guy’s bed will help you get laid.

3

EXACTLY! The beds were always marketed to old people! Perhaps with Viagra so popular these days, there is a marketing shift going on… :confused:

4

They won’t put a sexy gal in the bed for you but they will help you get into positions 17, 29, 36, 54 and 78 without as much effort.

5

I dont get it…

is stupid