Help yourself, it was stale when I opened the bag… :3
I realize this is sort of late, but I wanted to post a picture of my incredibly cool book. Back when Wesley Clark was campaigning for the presidency he spoke at my school. I skipped Calculus 3 to go and listen to him. I got close enough to get him to sign something and all I had was my calculus book. So, yes, I got a 4 star general to sign my calculus book. 
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8272/clark1.jpg
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4571/clark2.jpg