My proposition is this: Dopers send me unwanted weird objects/clothes and when I get them, I’ll do my upmost to take pictures of me wearing or using them.
Any takers???
Oh and I’m not using anything near my ass, otherwise everything else is fair game be ye male or female. 
I’ll bite. (I’ll send actually, its a metaphor). Email me your address and I’ll hook you up.
OK, but it can’t be a gas meter key. 
A bottle of Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup.
I won’t send you one, but I’ll reimburse you.
Stonebow has an 18"DHIBJD :eek: :eek: around somewhere…
I believe klintypooh is male. You guys are aware of this, yes? Just making sure, you know.
Can we decide what you do with them?
What did I do with that damn chicken suit…
Are you working out a business plan? I am very sure that there are many people that would pay good money for this service outside of this board. Getting some practice in may start you on your fame and fortune.