Reading Tequila’s will in the Serial Killer thread prompted me to start this thread. Along with wanting to make sure all my worldly possessions go to the Dopers most in need of them, I also wanted to make sure that every OTHER Doper had the opportunity to do the same. (Ok, ok… and I wanted to see what other goodies I might get if another serial killer pops up in our neighborhood!!! )
So, being of [sub]somewhat[/sub] sound mind and [sub]less than[/sub] sound body, I do hereby bequeth the following:
Tequila Mockingbird - My favorite purple vibrator, modified for extra power, and a list of all the coolest graveyards I’ve visited, with the request that when you go to them, you find the nearest sushi bar and have one for me.
blessedwolf - All my deviant sex toys (the whips, the chains, the handcuffs) and anything you can use off of my desk to give you pleasure. Just remember to scream my name.
UncleBill - My collection of NASCAR memoriabilia and the “Merge Here” sign from above my head
Crunchy Frog - My collection of erotic writings, to use as you see fit. After all, you ARE trying to write a novel. Maybe it will help provide inspiration.
Scralden - the keys to my chat room. You are now in charge.
lurkernomore - the phone that I used that time when… well, you know. blush And all of the rest of my toys (those not bestowed upon blessedwolf and Tequila Mockingbird) Find a beautiful woman to use them on. I know you will!
And with that, I must run off to work! So who’s next? What other goodies do you have to dole out?!!