Doper last will and testament - You do one too!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I, NoClueBoy, being sound in mind and in body and actualy having a clue or two, I’ll tell you whut, do hearby swear to leave the following to these Dopers in the case of my banning, disappearence, or being called back to my home planet:

Vivalostwages: I leave my invalueable Star Trek trivia, complete with gaping holes in DS9 and VOY shit.

tracer: my real life collection of TOS shooting scripts will once and for all answer the question of “phaser cutting phasers.”

vanilla: all my love, all my kissin, you won’t know what you benna missin, oh boy

Michael Ellis: my 1920s style death ray. And a cat in a box (I’m not sure if it’s still alive…)

EddyTeddyFreddy: my talent and rapier wit in limericking (you kind of need it :stuck_out_tongue: ).

Baker: a pound of raw sugar.

Lobsang: map and key to my real life Bat Cave. If you’re prepared.

Carnivorousplant: a boot to the head.

wearia: my Texas heritage. It must suck not only not being from Texas, but also being from Canada. :wink:

Tars Tarkas: Thuvia.

Aesiron: NIFSTD

Zeldar: Sunday morning jazz radio.

Coldfire: pretty, pretty airplanes. And my Dean Martin CDs.

Siege: my extensive Bible research, including original lanuage manuscripts (copies). And my Dogma DVD

All the other Trek Dopers: panda

Angua the Astronomer: please fondle my bum

Polycarp: $20 for a lap dance from my stripper exGF. Trust me, you’ll like it.

UnaPersson: 100 bars of Gold Pressed Latinum for my UnaBoard member status.

I will post some more as I think of them.

Sugggest what you might want from me or write your own LW&T.

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Some more that came to mind:

Maud’Dib: water. lots and lots of water.

Lieu: toilet paper. lots amd lots of toilet paer.

Ilsa Lund: who loves that custom van of his, I leave some advice: Get a car that people can see around on the freeway!

Eve: my staticy BetaII tapes of The Brady Bunch’s last season

Lel: a capital L

Cervaise: the gift of gab. and a 9" B&W TV

Steve Wright: a normal sense of humor. And all 7 seasons of Star Trek: Voyager on Region 1 DVD

Corner Case: a round room.

As for my money… give it all to the Hare Krishna, every last cent of it! Or throw a parade for whoever IDs this (and one other) obscure reference.

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I don’t think you have one of these. Maybe you can give him Monty Python on videotape instead.

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to NoClueBoy: I leave my many bottles of potions, lotions, creams…and GOO! (Even the smell-purty crap that’s supposed to be for goils.) Oh, and my
NX- 01 executive officers’ badge.

To Aesiron: All my Trek books and a few blank tapes.

to tarragon918: My stuffed teddy bear in an ENT command uniform.

to carnivorousplant: My extensive knowledge of grammar, punctuation and spelling.

to Tars Tarkas: A lifetime paid subscription to the SDMB.

to LinusVanPelt: My Trek action figures and autographed photos.

to Cervaise: My amazing movie collection.

to the other Trek Dopers: All of my Trek tapes and trading cards.

to Kn*ckers: A tracking device so she can find us and let us know how she’s doing!

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Hi, Viva! I wonder if anyone has heard form our dear Kn(*)ckers

Why, thank you, I have quite the normal one. :wink: Everyone else is a freakin’ loon, I’ll tell you whut.

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Can I have your record collection? Can I Can I Can I Can I? I promise I won’t let if6was9 touch it.

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Sure! So I take it you like early 80s beat mixes and Dwight Yokum?

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EW! I wouldn’t touch that! :smiley:

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Fine, 9. I won’t die! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Uh, okay, thanks.

I leave you… at the mall with a handful of McDonald’s coupons and bus fare to Poughkeepsie.

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I leave the gift of Dvorak goodness to all QWERTY typists.

I leave the magic of the 1980s to all Dopers who were remember that decade.

I leave the dungeons of Zork to all those who ever found themselves in an open field, west of a large white house, with a boarded front door.

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Just a few last items to unload…This is so very liberating. Thanks, NCB!

Aesiron gets both of my VCRs so he’ll never have an excuse not to see or tape stuff again. He also gets a few photos of me (fully clothed, ha ha!).

NCB also gets my prized NX-01 hat, and a few photographs of me not so fully clothed. :smiley:

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Whoo-Hoo!

Now, if I could only find my way out of this mall…

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And I will fondle your bum NoClueBoy. :wink:

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Actually, I think I would want that before I die!

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So, kind of a dying wish? If you could have that, you’d die happy, sort of thing?

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Something like that. :wink:
[goes over to Priceline to check on transatlantic flights…]

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Be warned though, the Londoper guys menace very well if they feel threatened…

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Just seeing me is enough to threaten some people. (Haven’t I told you before that I’m a giant?)

Maybe I’ll wear my Batman tights. That should give them pause.
BTW… Who wants my Batman tights?

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In what way? :wink: