::trips Silo as he walks by:: :mad:
::Farts in Silo’s general direction::
Today’s just effin’ sucked.
::looks in the room:: Happy people, bah humbug!!!
Pbbbbbtt!!! to the happy people ::trips puhna as he leaves the room grumbling to himself::
Keith
“your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!”
Why’z everyone so pissed at Silo?
He started the happy thread.
Odieman, what’s your problem? I’m unhappy along with ya.
absoul, you do know the joke there, right?
Because he’s the one that started The Happy Thread? I’m sick of all the happy people and all the stupid, smiling faces there. I’m not all smiles and sunshine and happiness. And I know I’m not alone in this. So, pissed off people unite! Or something.
Saturday to Wednesday was nice. Since then . . . ugh. And before about two weeks ago . . . double ugh.
I’m not pissed, just terminally unhappy. Does that count?
If you’re that happy, you probably don’t know what’s going on.
Euty, you are more than welcome to be here.
So anyway, I’m at my mom’s. Just about everyone knows that. I’m going crazy!! I went home today. I sat there for about 5 minutes before deciding that I wanted to come back here. My house was just too quiet. I couldn’t take it. So I came back here and now I want to leave again.
Basically, on one hand I’m in a quiet house all by myself, which just sucks. On the other hand, I’m here where there’s other people, lots of noise, etc. But the stress level is way higher here. But I don’t want to go home because I don’t want to be by myself! So I’m staying here. And I don’t really want to. Oh god, my head hurts…
I’m feeling rather melancholy. Can I stay here, or do I need to start my own thread?
I’d start my own, but you really unhappy people would probably come over and trip me and fart in my face.
::: prances in happily and says in her most Sunshine-ily cheerful voice :::
Hi everybody! Why so glum?! Turn that frown upside down!
::: bats eyelashes :::
What? Why are you looking at me like that?
::: ducks barrage of rotting garbage and flees :::
Hey now, what’s wrong with starting an uplifting thread?
Speaking of uplifting, Slvrfire e-mailed me her picture. 
I hearby litter this thread with happiness:
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Hhhmm things to be happy about?
No can’t think of any. Life fucking sucks. 
Damn you, Silo!!
Yes, life sucks.
…and not in a good way.
I hereby sentence Silo to be the Chief Petty Officers Mess mess cook, dish washer and compartment cleaner aboard ship with Chief Scott. He must answer directly to Chief Scott and will not be released from his duties until the Eagles win the Super Bowl.