Francis’s Bacon was the name of his unusually smart pig. Eventually Francis ate Bacon and was hungry later.
Next topic: Kinkajou’s
When customers began to complain of copy center Kinko’s dry and stale taste, the bigwigs at corporate headquarters decided to try a new angle. By preparing their structures in a high pressure cooker, more juice was produced, and now the stores are served “a jou’s”. Of course, this a regional spelling. Also included are a starch, vegetable, and coupon book for free laminations.
Next:The Moniter and the Merrimack
When customers began to complain of copy center Kinko’s dry and stale taste, the bigwigs at corporate headquarters decided to try a new angle. By preparing their structures in a high pressure cooker, more juice was produced, and now the stores are served “a jou’s”. Of course, this a regional spelling. Also included are a starch, vegetable, and coupon book for free laminations.
Next:The Monitor and the Merrimack
The Monitor was the central character in the comic series “Crisis on Infinite Earths” in 1985. His opponent was his alternate called the Ant-Monitor. During the story superheroes from all of time and space were gathered to fight the Anti-Monitor and his followers and prevent the universe from being destroyed.
The Merrimack is what I call my G-4 with a Smiley face sticker on it.
Next topic: Euthenasia
There are many youths in Asia. You could suppose that maybe something like 40% of Asian people could probably be considered youths, that is, people under the age of, for example, 20. There are possibly more than two billion people in Asia, so that would put the number of youths in Asia at just under a billion. Which is a lot.
Some examples of youth in Asia would be the Red Guard, who were Communists and who caused a lot of trouble in China during the nineteen-sixties. Also, many Korean youths were observed this year enjoying the soccer World Cup, as seen on the TV. My personal experience of Asian youth is this girl in my brother’s class called Man Ying, who seems very nice though I haven’t spoken to her. She is also very good looking.
So in conclusion I conclude that youth in Asia can be a good thing, as shown in the case of Man Ying and the soccer fans, but also sometimes can be troublesome, which I have proved with my example of the Red Guards.
Next topic: The pathetic fallacy
The Pathetic Fallacy was a statue carved in ancient Greece. As we all know, the anicent Greeks played sports naked, with their fallacies exposed. An unknown ancient Greek sculptor carved the statue, which is remarkably well-preserved, and still on display at the museum in Sparta. The statue depicts the pathetic dejection of a naked greek athlete after his defeat in the Olympic Games.
Next up: Jello wrestling
Jello wrestling:
Jello wrestling is an important coming of age ritual for many teens and college entrants. Oftentimes, at parties, jello shots will be prepared - a modicum of jello mixed with a large portion of tequila, made into bite-sized shots that can be swallowed. From time to time though, one such aspiring adult has trouble swallowing such a shot whole, and has to wrestle it down their throat by means of much coughing and convulsive swallowing.
Next: Watercolor painting
Watercolor painting is a modest but well-respected job in the comic book and animation industries. As we all know, comic book art is separated into different ‘areas’ or ‘parts’. Usually, a sketch artist does the outline of the characters and objects. Then, another artist fills in the characters with colored ink. The same process is used for backgrounds, except the ‘tasks’ are more divided up. In fact, a separate watercolor artist is used to color bodies of water, as water is hard to color and they are specialized in this area.
Watercolor painters tend to have a high suicide rate, as they do a lot of work that is overlooked. So do dentists. Many watercolor artists worked on ‘The Little Mermaid’, and some of them killed themselves, I think.
So, in conclusion, watercolor painting can be fun, but it can be dangerous, too.
Next subject: The Diet of Worms
Eating a balanced diet is important for maintaining good health. Nutritionists agree that by planning meals consisting of fruits, vegetables, carbohydrates and proteins, equilibrium can be maintained. A diet of worms, while providing the protein needed, is not as balanced as advocated. Adding other sources of foods can provide excellent variety, as well as options for continuing to meet nutritional needs.
Your topic: Woodwind instruments
Back in the middle ages doctors used instruments made of wood when examining their patients. They did this because metal instruments hadn’t been invented yet. Metal instruments weren’t invented until later in world history, around the time of the Revolutionary War. The big problem with wood instruments was that they tended to have splinters which would lodge in the patients wounds and cause further infection.
Your topic: Diet soda
Diet soda is what Martin Luther drank when he was proposing the Reformation in Germany. It was made of club soda and strawberry juice and sometimes he would shake it up really really hard and spray it all over the Pope at the time, getting his big tall hat wet. This really pissed the Supreme Pontiff off so he banned soda all throughout the entire Diet, but Luther refused. This, not the 99 Theses, is the REAL reason that Luther was excommunicated from the Catholic Church.
Your topic: the double helix.
Diet soda is what Martin Luther drank when he was proposing the Reformation in Germany. It was made of club soda and strawberry juice and sometimes he would shake it up really really hard and spray it all over the Pope at the time, getting his big tall hat wet. This really pissed the Supreme Pontiff off so he banned soda all throughout the entire Diet, but Luther refused. This, not the 99 Theses, is the REAL reason that Luther was excommunicated from the Catholic Church.
Your topic: the double helix.
Helix was an inhabitant of ancient France, like Asterix and Obelix. He was very bold and daring, and that’s why when someone is like that we say they have a lot of Gaul. Julius Caesar defeated him in battle, and cut him up into three pieces. One piece got thrown in the river, and they made two graves for the other two pieces. The place where he was buried is called “The Double Helix” in his memory.
Dang, I forgot the next topic. The next topic will be:
Sense and Sensibility
This was a movie about a little kid that could see dead people. He had six senses and could see, hear, touch, taste, smell and speak to dead people. But only when it was cold. He couldn’t touch red things so he was sensibull about that. He could see Bruce Willis. Marky Mark’s brother shot him in his underware. Marky Mark was a New Kid On The Block. He couldn’t see dead people so he sang and danced a lot instead. The End.
Next poster’s topic: Euclidean Geometry at the Playground
Most people will say Woodstock was the greatest concert of all time, but those benighted souls obviously did not see Euclidean Geometry play at the legendary Ames, Iowa nightclub the Playground on July 17th, 1976. With Duane “Bud” Larson singing lead and his lovely wife, Donna-Lee backing him on autoharp, the audience received the full benefit of a magical 25-year partnership that gave the world such memorable songs as Hey You, Come Over Here Please (I Want To Get To Know You) and My Lips Were Made For Smoochin’.
Next Topic: The Branch Davidians
There was a team of baseball players who all happened to be named “David.” They were quite terrible at the sport; they were unable to hit the ball, and having the same name made communication somewhat confusing at times. They never made it to the major leagues, so they were stuck playing in a park in a run-down part of a slum. With no income, they eventually became so poor that they had to sell their baseball bats in order to stay alive. Without bats, they were forced to use tree branches as substitutes. The players were able to hit the ball with the branches than they could with the bats. This became quite a spectacle, and people came far and wide to see them play. In time, they became known as “The Branch Davidians.”
Next topic: The Hagia Sophia
there once was a group of militant anti-golden girls-ers. (hard to believe, i know.) this extremist group denied sophia’s wisecracking charm and actually had the nerve to call her a hag! but they called her a hag in italian (hagia), just to mock her italian lineage. well, before bea arthur beat them all to death in a murderous rampage, they had a newsletter called “the hagia sophia.”
next topic: the h bomb.
The H bomb was a last ditch effort by the US government to stop the Viet Cong from attacking America in WW2. First they attacked Pearl Harbor in an effort to stymie Hawaii’s pearl trade. Then they convinced Rudolph Hitler to invade Germany and blintzkrieg Poland (then known as Warsaw). The US responded by attacking everybody. We gathered up all our leftover H’s from the American people (nobody was allowed to use any words with “H” in them) and stuffed them into a bomb affectionately called “Fat Boy Slim”. An airplane dubbed the Ebola Gay delivered this monstrosity to our enemy and destroyed two cities, Hirohito and Pokemon. A side effect of this is that Nintendo finally invented an ancient VCR known as Betamax. The world was never the same. The End.
Next Topic: The Most Important Invention In Human History
The most important invention in human history.
The most important invention in human history is milk. Without milk you would not have anything to put on your cereal and then nobody would eat cereal so they would not make cereal then nobody would get the good toys that come in the box or play them neat games on the back of the box . also you could not eat milk duds and everybody likes milk duds, and dogs would not be able to eat milk bones then they would have bad breath and stink the place up. I don’t know what guy invented milk but I am sure happy that he did. So that is why I think milk is the most important invention in human history.
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