Is that the sexy firemen were called to the scene.
Hey, am I alone here, or does keeping people 100 feet away from a hazardous material spill that’s billowing smoke and has a possibility of exploding seem like a conservative decision?
I’d be running for my everloving life as soon as the cop knocked on my car window
“Um, we’ve got a hazmat situation up ahead…”
poof, jarbaby’s gone, puff of smoke behind her like the roadrunner.
Chiesu, what spilled? Who/what/where is Dan Ryan? And how good looking were those firemen?
A semi overturned on the Expressway here in Chi-town at about 7:00 am. It was billowing smoke that was “dangerous to inhale” and they were afraid it was going to explode because it IS about 30,000 degrees today. The chemical was about 116 syllables long and I don’t remember.
So they back up cars 100 FEET.
That’s IT? 100 Feet? I can spit a hundred feet, I can’t believe we’d be safe from a explosion at that distance.
I’ve been at work for a while so I don’t know the current status, but frankly, it seems like Chicago’s falling apart lately.
jarbaby
You really would be the best girlfriend ever, wouldn’t you? How’s your dart game? Do you agree with the statement, “on Sunday mornings, God wants man to golf”?
Well now I’m lost. Guys like girls to spit? This is contradictory. 
Darts good. Pool, not so good. Sunday mornings are for sportscenter, sunday afternoons are for football.
Sunday evenings are for Simpsons and Jarbabyj’s White Chicken Chili.
And sunday night? We’ll have to see big boy. 
jarbaby
Hazardous gas, eh? I heard it was a bunch of gasoline covered dead bodies with knives and guns in their hands. Oh, and some broken glass and laser beams, too.
The upside for me was that my bus had to go to the south side via Michigan Ave, so I was ten minutes late for work. Whoo-hoo!
All right, that’s it.
There’s no hope for the rest of us wimmins if the ball drops. jarbabyj will get all the dudes. “But jarbaby likes sports. 10 extra points for her.”
I tell ya BunnyGirl, it’s hard to be this sort of Venusian Goddess. I rarely get any sleep.
jarbaby
You never answered my other question.
About the firemen…
Well, I’ll say this for the burly, brave, sweaty, manly firemen.
I wanted to release the pressure in their hoses.
yumsky.
Hey, now, lots of us chicks besides jarbabyj dig sports…I love football, basketball, can tolerate baseball, but I refuse to watch golf on tv. I will, however, play golf.
Oh, yeah, and big, burly, brave, sweaty, manly firemen…mmmmmmmmm.–(We need a lust smiley…)
You need to start a “How to be like Jarbabyj” thread - like the “how to flirt” threads.
please. it’s a talent you’re either born with or without. I’m afraid I simply just can’t TEACH it.
Although I’ll say this. Going to Market Days on Halsted street and hanging out with haughty, saucy gay men for eight hours did a lot to rejuvinate my attitude.
jarbaby
Spill on the Dan Ryan? Ha! If anyone died, they’d all be tourists. I’ve been to Chicago several times, driven each time, and I have YET to see an Illinois license plate on the Dan ryan. Most people I know in Chicago never take. I suspect you Chicagoans built it just to divert all the tourists to one area so the locals wouldn’t have to be around them.