The vagina carrot was not the stupidest eBay auction.

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Ho hum. (Does a Ho hum?)

Only if you pay extra.

Call me old-fashioned, but I feel that no “weird auctions” thread is complete without a mention of the ram’s head snuff mull.

someone was selling a monkey penis in a tube…

http://www.disturbingauctions.com

Funny stuff there. And some scary stuff.

Ridiculous! Anyone who has had bugs invade his carrot garden has seen a Vagina Carrot. It’s not at all rare.

Just trying to imagine a guy screwing his carrot.

Ok, didn’t work…go on…

I used to date a guy who tried to sell his pubes on e-bay. The results should still be up on his website, http://www.frankyguttman.com/