The Valentine Butt-Printing Bandit Strikes Again

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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A man has been going around the town of Valentine, Nebraska, leaving imprints of his Vaseline-smeared butt on the glass shop windows.
The town of Valentine is apparently covered in heart-shaped memorabilia, and it cancels lots of Valentine mail every year. Personally, I think the guy just snapped and started making his own Valentine-shaped impressions all over town.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080912/D934R7S01.html

Oh, yes, it is definitely funny.
What can “the next step” be? The mind boggles.

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Here’s a report that’s not just a copy of the previous ones:

http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10182722
Evidently they’re worried about “copycat crimes”. Maybe that’s the dreaded “next step.”

Is there any way we can encourage female copycats?