Don’t know if Nostradamus really wrote this (or if it was translated correctly) but I think it’s funny nonetheless. Was forwarded to me via email.
Good for a chuckle 
You called? 
Cracked me up. Thanks.
::: singing :::
“I’m the village idiot, I don’t have much to do with this pathetic little opera, I just felt like passing throoouuggghh!!!”