The Virgin Birth Of An Oatmeal Raisin Cookie.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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All posts in Italics are the Chorus, if you please.

Today, I bought a plastic box of Oatmeal Raisin cookies at the Kroger Bakery.

Praised Be The Oatmeal Raisin Cookies!

I brought the cookies to work in a bag, along with a Banana.

Huzzah for the mystic banana!

I opened the bag, & removed the plastic box of cookies, with the paper seal intact.

Praised Be The Paper Seal Of Cookie Virginity!

I removed the banana, & found a Oatmeal Raisin Cookie in the bottom of the bag, although the box had not been opened, & was rather suprised.

*<GASP!> The Sacred Virgin Cookie </GASP>

A MIRACLE!*

The skeptic in me thinks the plastic box flexed, & the cookie fell out.

*** :mad: HERESY! :mad: ***

But, then again, we could start our own religion, worshiping the Most Holy Cookie.

Praised Be The Oatmeal Raisin Cookies!

Have any Board members encountered any cookies, or other baked goods, that might be regarded as miraculous?
If so, please share your cookies with the rest of us. :slight_smile:

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Bennigan’s has a brownie-bottom sundae that I’ve been known to worship…

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I’d say you hadn’t found a “sacred cookie” as much as it was a “desperate-not-to-be-eaten Harry Houdini cookie”. Tell me – did you eat the cookie? :slight_smile:

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Heh…you could have gotten the superspecial Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Baked Goods. The one you found in the bottom of the bag was the cookie version of Kitty Pryde…

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Watch out for cookie Wolverine! (ouch!!)

:smiley:

Hmm… What other funny ones would there be?

  • cookie Storm. Can probably only make a dust devil appear somewhere near.
  • cookie Nightcrawler. This one could have gotten out of the plastic box too. Heck, it could have shown up in your desk drawer without you noticing. :wink:
  • cookie Mystique. Can turn into a chocolate wafer or a madeleine.
  • cookie Gambit. Can make its crumbs explode.
  • cookie Professor. Can implant the thought that you don’t feel like eating a cookie right now.

:slight_smile:

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<snerk> I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

–Cookie Dazzler: doesn’t really do much, but oooh, pretty lights.
–Cookie Colossus: breaks teeth immediately.
–Cookie Magneto: pulls your fillings out when you eat it.

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Cookie Jean Grey: After you’ve eaten it, you find it sitting by your plate again (and again, and again…)

Cookie Scarlet Witch: No… more… cookies!

(I hate you people. :D)

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That would have to be a crumb devil, wouldn’t it?

Looks like I’ve created a monster! Let’s see…

Cookie Rogue - you take one bite and the she absorbs your cookie-eating powers and eats YOU!

Cookie Wolfsbane - turns into a fuzzy cookie.

Cookie Onslaught - wipes out every Chips Ahoy in a 30-mile radius.

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You can get the same effect by dropping the cookie on my kitchen floor.

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You made me spit-take my coffee. :mad:

Cookie Juggernaut: Right through the digestive tract without skipping a beat.
Cookie Marrow: Pulls raisins out of itself to use as weapons.
Cookie Goblyn Queen: Looks and tastes just like Cookie Jean Grey.

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Oatmeal Raisin Cookies are high in fibre. So they already do this.

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Well, right here in Nashville we have the famous NunBun.

At least, we had it. I think I remember its being stolen recently.

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In Russia, COOKIE eats YOU!

(Sorry, I had to.)

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Praise the Cookie!

I can contribute the evil anti-cookie: my Irish soda bread always turn out rock hard. It’s been known to break teeth and kill wildlife.

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Cookie Cyclops: Shoots deadly beams of jam, or something.

Cookie Pyro: Mama mia! That’s a spicy [del]meat-a-ball[/del] cookie! burps fire

Spidercookie: Webs. 'Nuff said.

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[homer]
Mmmm…sacrilicious…
[/homer]

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Put it on eBay!