For some reason I’d like to think he sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.
C’mon. Look at humanity and tell me with a straight face it’s not the creation of a simpering neurotic who’d marry his own step daughter. That’s why not Kirk Douglas.
[nitpick]DON’T refuse.[/nitpick]
Brian Blessed. I’m surprised no one has mentioned him already.
How about we settle on Groucho Marx?
Well, I voted for Alan Rickman because well, as far as I am concerned, the man is a god.
The first person I thought of, though, was James Mason.
As in 24 Hour Party People:
Or maybe God just sounds like a double of Steve Coogan playing Tony Wilson.
But God can’t sound like Henry VIII! That’s just wrong!!! :eek:
I think it’s from some plays I saw at church as a kid. That’s just the voice everyone does.
Easy one: Don Knotts.
"Nip it! Nip it in the bud!!
mmm
God doesn’t speak, as such - he just sounds like a Mac start-up. And you know, you just know something joyous is happening…
Ron Perlman - “It’s pagan slaughtering time!”
Alan Rickman, OK. “By Grabthar’s Hammer, I am the Lord, thy God.”
But I’d prefer God to sound like Jerome “Chef” McElroy.
"Hello, there, children. Let me sing you a little song.
I’m gonna make love to you woman.
Gonna lay you down by the fire."
I dunno, he seems more like a pagan god than like Jehovah. I can picture Prince Vultan as a Norse deity…
Orson Welles.
…and Raymond Burr.
James Earl Jones takes it by a country mile though.
Um, according to this, it’s “can’t”.
Fair point, although the OP doesn’t specify which god! Thor would be my personal choice.
Damn. Almost 80 posts and nobody has come to realize that…
LEMMY*IS *GOD?!?!
I can’t believe you people had to hear this from me. I had such faith in y’all.
For the fans: You get about 17 seconds of Bomber as a tease.
Sean Connery