So I really like the show the walking dead but I never get to watch it when its on so one night I fell asleep whilst getting caught up on the episodes and had a zombocalypse dream that was totally better than the show.
I was doing a tour of duty in Iraq (which I’ve never done yet respect our veterans very much) i remember there being a few zombies in Iraq which the troop found odd but not terribly so. It gets kind of shaky on detail for a bit and then I’m on a plane home. There is a zombie in the plane which causes us to crash into a hospital (the crash looked in my dream almost exactly like the crash from Resident evil animated movie except in a hospital instead of a terminal.) I survive my crash and recover a pistol from the wreckage (I don’t know why but it wasn’t my army one it was a modded one that i actually do own but that belonged to one of my mates in the dream) from here on it was almost like Call of Duty except with zombies (i know there’s a zombies level on Call of Duty but it wasn’t like that, it was like the game except with zombies instead of terrorists.) so I steal a zomies car, he doesn’t care on account he’s dead both from being a zombie and because i shot him in the head. I drive to my house and my friend’s car (he drives a silver mustang) is sitting in my yard like ten feet from my door. Thinking he’s a zombie I get a sledgehammer and bust out his window. He’s not a zombie, a fact which he is celebrating by baking out his car with a kilo of an illicit cannbanoid which he has apparently been doing for two weeks prior to my arrival. He informs me that my parents are now among the living (which I am not sorry about at all) after disposing of them i gather up more guns from my arsenal go back outside at the exact moment that my best friend spins out his jeep in my yard and leaps out with an AK47 in hand (no clue why just roll with it) and after that I wake up.
and now I cant watch the walking dead.