Colbert has led the way, now we must follow.
Dude, I am sooooooo signing that petition.
Getting attacked by a bear really changes your perspective on the Godless killing machines.
It’s about time someone did something about those damn pic-a-nic basket thefts.
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[sub]Excuse me while I go hide.[/sub]
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We’re here!
We’re queer!
We don’t want any more bears!
I signed.
Anyone here read “The Last Flight of Dr. Ain”? 
I’ve been in favor of this ever since Bears Discovered Fire.
I signed. Bears are sneaky. They pretend to be all cute and cuddly, and then when you get too close they rip your throat out. Kind of like rabbits, only rabbits don’t rip your throat out unless they’ve mutated, but they’re cute and cuddly like bears, and then the Attitude comes out and suddenly you’ve got nerve damage in the tip of your finger where the little bugger gnawed through to the bone. And then they do that thing where they sit up and wash their face and look all innocent like “What? What’d I do? Aren’t I cute! Don’t you just love me to pieces!” and there’s nothing you can do except go get your finger stitched up because do you really want your kids to see you punt the cute fuzzy bunny across the room?
Wait, what’s this thread about again?
I’ll bring Jayjay along and we can all hide together.
Now-now-now.
Let’s not be hasty.
Let’s try a Honey & Pic-A-Nic Basket embargo, first.
A petition against bears?
Oh, bother.
I signed. My mind knows that bears are more afraid of us than we are of them, but my gut tells me that they’re a murderous, America-hating menace that we have to destroy before they destroy us.
Well, I support the right to arm bears. So there!
I find it interesting that the pics on that page don’t match the ad and there is a pic of sperm just above Paris Hilton’s head.
Pshhhh, let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
WOOHOO! Looks like hiding out is gonna be fun!
Will I have to hide my tat when I’m out and about?
At least you guys will keep me safe, right?
Can’t we just domesticate them like dogs, cheetahs and whales?
Well, I’d keep ya, but I don’t know how safe you’d feel.
You know, it’s frivolity like this that is really going to undermine the effectiveness of internet petitioning.
::follows swampy, and everyone else::