You’re right, they should have used an Asian 007.
The yellow onions are for storage only, the white onions are for beer battering.
You better not start with your red onion shit, simster.
The red onions are for salads only…
i know what you really mean. You want me to have a hamburger.
But you have to take the ferry to Morganville to get them.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. I think he wants you to have an abortion.
Thread jumps from Airplane! to Junior.
And I would also suggest she seek professional help immediately. What kind of professional I would leave up to her discretion.
Its the only sensible option - when prepared properly, they can be both nutritious and delicious.
Understood.
I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today.
[sub]Wait, today is Tuesday. Dammit![/sub]
So aceplace57 is instructed to leave the thread for only reading and responding to one sentence, and then you’re surprised that he didn’t bother to read the entire warning? 
Surprised? No.
Pissed off? Apparently, yes. LOL
A Message Board?? What is it?
It’s a big white screen with letters on it, but that’s not important right now.
White screen? Why does it always have to be a white screen? What are you, some kind of message board bigot? Aren’t message boards of color valued in today’s society?
Black Screens Matter! Black Screens Matter!
Oh, wait. Accidentally turned my monitor off.
Never mind.
Reported.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball hasn’t even posted in this thread.
Back when I lived in East Lansing, MI, this place had the best onion rings, also deep fried mushrooms. I do not recall if the onions were white or yellow.