What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?
spookghetti and ghoulosh
I used to know that one, but my, uh, friend wants to know the punchline. Yeah, that’s it.
something to do with binary … ?
Happy Thorsday!
It’s a chilly 49 degrees with a high of 58 predicted. I haven’t lifted the shades yet but it looks sunny.
I have lots to do.
One thing is order a rug because doggie toenails on the hardwood floor are making me crazy.
DEC is decimal, meaning base 10 math, which is how humans think. OCT is Octal which is base 8, which is how early computers did math. OCT 31 is 3 8s and a 1, 3*8+1, which is the same as 25 base 10. The ultimate punchline is a computer geek confuses Halloween with Christmas Day.
Or doggie slippers! 
Hey Alien, I saw where Mumbles Menino died. That guy was comedy gold, just like you pointed out.
BBBobbio I heartily concur. We must needs return to our juvenile roots.
What kind of mistake does a ghost make?
A boo-boo!
What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car?
Puts on his sheet belt!
. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Day-scare centers!
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office!
What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Ghoul.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Boo berry pie with I scream.
I will pay you people money to stop.
What do you call the ghosts of honey making insects?
Boo bees.
Flytrap, every one of these so far have been spoilered. That means YOU had to hit the reveal button to see the punchlines.
Hope springs eternal.
One of them might be funny!
This is entrapment, by golly!
:rolleyes:
Thanks for the link to the vid about dog slippers, doggio! That was so funny!! Amazingly, nearly all of the dogs seemed to have the same reaction to the slippers, as well as a lot of trouble trying to walk in them! I’m also enjoying the jokes, please keep them going. LOL I’m not much of a contributor, though, I don’t seem to have the knack to make them up like some folks do. 
What comes out when a ghost picks his nose?
Boo!gers
Now tell me that ain’t comedy gold!
I await the arrival of the General’s swiped dindin.
**tarra **- they’re not being made up here - they’re all stolen!
We did an early supper of cheeseburgers and N.O.T. tots. **FCD **is doing the dishes and I’m just sitting here digesting. Ice cream sammiches later. Lazy evening ahead. That works.
Howdy Mumpers!
I survived and am now being [del] babysat[/del] cared for by my nephew and two little dogs. 
While in the hospital, I saw pigeons and sparrows outside. Here it’s sparrows and starlings. Not a huge variety whenlooking out the window.
I would have said
Creme Boo-lée
Haaaarumph! I’ll have you know I made up the nose pickin’ joke all by myself! 
red yay for survival and nephew and doggie caregivers!
rosie HEE!
Sigh. I will not be home for Halloween. I have been notified that my great aunt has died and the funeral is November 1, near LA. I will be on the road for Halloween.
The kids (in their thirties) will be home to hand out the glow sticks, though. They had better take pictures.
I will also miss the kickoff meeting for nanowrimo, although I may scype in to say hi.
On the up side, I found out soon enough to bag the frantic rush to get the costume done.
Yeah! and I made mine up years ago, so the only one I’m stealing from is me!
All these ghost jokes. You should be a shade of yourselves.
Did some cleaning today, walked Gordie a lot.