Buxom redhead down at the local brothel then, sheesh! :smack:
It was a dark and stormy night. cityboy916 prowled the city streets looking for danger and maybe a cup o’ joe to warm his innards. Rain beat down on cityboy916 has he walked his beat in the beating rain of the dark and stormy night. There was a crime waiting to happen, cityboy916 could just feel it, deep down in his innards. Where was that cup o’ joe, damn it?
Spoz is the unidentified stain that just WON’T come the fuck outta your shirt! Sorry man… I have laundry issues.
Be my guest, dear. Consider it an early Merry Chthulu present (minus the razor tipped tentacles).
Gadfly - a large Jeff Goldblum-cum-fly experiment gone awry. Has surprisingly few spelling mistakes in posts depite the spiny exoskeleton claws. Makes an excellent dinner guest and always a good choice to bring home to Mom (and watch her faint).
Mr. Babbington - hangs out with Mr. Toad and Br’er Rabbit. He can often be found in his hoopty hurtling down winding paths in the forest trying to avoid Br’er Fox and Br’er Bear. Wears a crumpled top hat and carries a cane.
Spoz - a small gremlin found in large machinery and desktop computers. Wears a yellow suit, has a green head, and has beady, cunning eyes. Will steal your wallet/purse just to switch it with someone elses. A prankster, a jokester, and a scallawag, you can’t help but to want to cuddle him or give him a spanking.
Superdude - a former cartoon superhero from the 70s. Is a frequent guest on Space Ghost’s talk show. Can be found wandering the darkened streets of Metropolis muttering, “What’s the frequency, Spongebob?”
Satisfying Andy Licious - current reigning male porn star in the industry. Admired by men, lusted after by both genders, his only fault is that his education ended at the fifth grade. His street smarts have prevailed and has led him safely (though somewhat fatigued) from one Boogie Night to another.
Funny, but for some reason you don’t remind me of anyone named Ilsa.
Not too far off. I do wear some black (but not I’m not goth), I do read a lot (but spend way too much money buying books), and I wear contacts.
Let’s see, misstee, going off your user name and location, I picture you as a stereotypical Iowa girl, long wheat-colored hair, blue eyes, freckles, a “girl-next-door” quality.
Very outgoing and friendly.
(I just know I’m waaaaaay off-base )
Damn skippy 
“Waiter! There’s a Gadfly in my soup!”
I told Spoz about both of these opinions at the Subwoofer Forums, and he said: “Wow… that’s fucken bizarre…”
As for Superdude’s opinion of him, Spoz asked: “Who the hell is Jimmy Durante?” I told him that Durante was a piano player and an actor most famous in the 1930’s and 1940’s. Also, that he had a big nose. Anything else I should have told him?
F_X
But he IS the stain on my shirt that will NOT come out! I’ve riddled it down to two stains: blood from a giant, mutant tick that I battled a few weeks ago or juice from a red grape I tried eating when I was shrunk down to the size of a mouse. Could be either.
Oh. I’ll let him know about that, then.
F_X
This is Spoz’s answer to SnaguineSpider:
“ok… that’s just plain braindamaged…”
He’s not saying she has brain damage per se… he’s just saying that it sounds really wierd in a goofy sort of way.
F_X
This is Spoz’s answer to SnaguineSpider:
“ok… that’s just plain braindamaged…”
He’s not saying she has brain damage per se… he’s just saying that it sounds really wierd in a goofy sort of way.
F_X
This is Spoz’s answer to SnaguineSpider:
“ok… that’s just plain braindamaged…”
He’s not saying she has brain damage per se… he’s just saying that it sounds really wierd in a goofy sort of way.
F_X
No idea how it triple-posted… :smack: I pressed “submit” once, and still ended up misspelling SanguineSpider’s name. Sorry about that
F_X
I seriously dunno why Flamsterette_X keeps dragging me to these Straight Dope forums, what exactly IS her crazy agenda I wonder… (coz, no offense guys… but seriously… WHO HAS TIME TO POST TO ALL THESE FORUMS???.. oh wait… no need to answer that… it’d be a self fulfilling prophecy HAHAHHAHAHAHHA)
as to what I look like…
maybe this’ll help…